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i just know his target audience for this pun was snickering off screen. also probably hungry.

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Ghost Band Fanfic "Inconvenience Store"

Papa V Perpetua x Reader gen fluff. There are a few NSFW references but mainly just silliness. Papa walks into your work to buy Funyuns for the ghouls. https://archiveofourown.org/works/66125302

“Well that’s embarrassing,” he says. “That’s me. The ghouls need Funyuns.”

You know exactly who this is in front of you, as you fumble to remember where the goddamned chips are, the skull mask glinting in the old fluorescents, and you can see both of his strange, mismatched yes, at this angle one is almost black, a pit in the socket, the other a blind staring white that you know could see inside your soul.

“Funyuns are in Aisle seven,” you say, finally, Papa has been so patient with you even though he’s probably exhausted from performing.

“Grazie,” he says, wandering off through the store as Papa on the radio starts singing about putting his love in you, and you are very glad that he is not present for your blushing.

A oneshot! I am actually writing bigger things, they're just slower to get out. Please enjoy this silly story with some ghoul shenanigans and Funyuns in the meantime.