I like to imagine Primus looking down at all of this. He has a deadbeat dad/son, a fossil, a tampon, a Rosie the Riveter dating the tampon, a single father of two kids, a single father of one kid, and a little orange guy trying his best. The aliens are almost entirely on earth as somewhat criminals or ex-criminals, and they form a found family after having trauma pretty much their entire lives. Primus can go “Hehe fixed that”
Criminals put in stasis for decades? He’s crashing their prison ship so they finally find each other and reluctantly form their club. “Fixed it- ah shit”
uh oh, almost everyone has family trauma? Wait, the bumblebee is adopting the tampon and cadet, and he’s happy with the fossil. “…Close enough.”
The leader of the furry gang has British Orohanage trauma™️, and like the moose, a lost younger sibling. Oh- wait- they’re actually dating now and finding solas together. “…Close enough- DAMMIT”
What’s that Primus sees? The yellow one has a kid he left behind?? She’s joining up with Steeljaw’s communist party? Should he be worried?
Nah, she’s getting a father figure who understands the horrors of an orphanage. Full circle for everybody
OH MY PRIMUS, I read it like 5 times already, because I love it so much
This is literally so good omg, feed me more food like this ;w; BUT YES, basically I see Primus as some kind of not like a good loving god which is caring, I see him more like god which Lovecraft could write! :D
And he is throwing random shit at them to happen XDD And Optimus siblings are making fun of him, because after he left the world and put trust in his last soldier and family to rebuild the world they are back to almost the same shit but with antagonizing ALL decepticons :DD
BUT BACK TO THE BREATHTAKING THING YOU WROTE it's like all true XDD like everyone is broken but in the end founds their family somewhere, angsty will never end uwu
