#future fic?

[anglbunny]

Biker/street racer!gojo, plug/stoner!choso, tattoo artist!geto, who all want you and take you (all at once)

[pod7et-tkdb]

Jiro is just goth Amelia Bedelia and now I need to write the crack!fic for it...

[iobsessoverfictionalmen]

Moonlight sanctuary preview

Let me know if you want this continued! (The plot bunny wouldn't leave me alone.)

Warnings: manipulative Ron, Ginny, and Molly, spoilers for the Harry Potter and Twilight series, alternate universe, and marriage contract/forced betrothal.

Of all the ways Hermione thought her time in Wizarding Britain would come to an end, she never expected this. Her world fell apart on a Tuesday. Mustering all her courage, she strode into Gringotts. Aside from the corners of her lips turning downward, she showed no reaction to Gringotts still being partially destroyed.

Nimbly stepping around the rather large hole in the floor, she strode purposefully up to the Head Teller's station. Sharptooth raised his aged head to see who dared approach and narrowed his eyes at the witch who bore one-third of the responsibility for Gringotts' destruction.

"You dare show yourself here?"

Hermione gave no reply, sinking to the floor and exposing her neck. "I have come to make reparations. Take as much gold as necessary out of my vault to cover the damage I created."

Sharptooth's eyes widened, and he hastily scribbled a note to his superiors before the witch could change her mind. He hopped down from his stool and commanded the witch to follow him into a side room.

There, she repeated her claim of making reparations. Sharptooth's boss, Longfang, and the leader of the clan, Bonebreaker, agreed to remove one-third of the total amount of Galleons from her vault. The two goblins left the room and returned minutes later, carrying a sheaf of documents that Hermione had never seen before.

"Recognise this?" Bonebreaker demanded, throwing it across the table so the witch could read it.

"No. When was that placed in my vault?"

Bonebreaker allowed himself to feel some respect for this witch. Other magicals would claim that the goblins had placed it there, but not this one.

"Following Voldemort's defeat, you are contracted to marry Ronald Weasley bef-" Bonebreaker's words died in his throat at the sound of buzzing.

"That's a plane. There's a muggle plane flying over Magical Britain." Hermione could scarcely believe what she was hearing.

The buzzing grew louder and more frequent. More planes joined their leader. Bonebreaker, Sharptooth, and Longfang stared at each other, and something passed between them. "Lock Gringotts down," Bonebreaker ordered, and Longfang scurried away to execute the order.

Sharptooth began chanting in his clan's tongue. "Gringotts thanks you for your honour," Bonebreaker said. "When the bank goes into lockdown, you will not survive if you stay here."

Sharptooth's chanting grew louder, and whisps of silver magic rose from the floor, speeding over to Hermione. Relief appeared on Bonebreaker's face, "The goddess Nyx approves."

"Go-goddess?"

"She will guide you to a place where you are safe from the influence of the witches and wizards who wish you harm." The silver whisps were climbing up the chair Hermione was sitting on. She forced herself to remain calm.

"Know this, child. The world you're walking into is different from this one on the surface, yet dig deep enough and you'll find many things are the same."

Hermione's mind went blank, and in the nick of time, she remembered the farewell that Bill uttered when they were leaving Shell Cottage to steal Hufflepuff's cup from Bellatrix's vault, "May your enemies weep when they see you on the battlefield."

And then she was whisked away.

[bloodmoonsbloodbank]

Thoughts on a COD dinosaur AU? Specifically something like the game Clawed where it’s a special team going into a park like place to retrieve information? And of course reader is the dinosaur expert to help guide the team

Who we thinking for this?

[cherry-coffees]

cat hybrid!Caitlyn x bunny hybrid!reader? my eyes turned into hearts

if I were to write cat!hybrid Caitlyn...would you guys prefer that reader is a human or a hybrid?

[anime-potato-san]

oh that Yandere!Bell au sounds so fun as well as that Self Aware Adler fic as well

Thanks! I’m currently writing the self-aware fic and one of my personal ones, but I want to do something with Yandere!Bell, so I’m going to write something short with my Bell, then add it too my growing list of fanfics. (I’m now working on 3 fanfics like the masochist that I am)

Excited to start writing these! Just wish college wasn’t slamming me with work now that the semester is slowing coming to an end

[peithopathos]

Rangers Apprentice Beauty and the Beast AU

Wrote this post already, but I thought it through more. Also this is entirely NON-Romantic. After giving Will to the Redmont Ward, Halt went on a recon mission into the Mountains of Rain and Night never to return.

Gilan had already been recommended to be a potential Ranger's apprentice in EY so he still becomes a Ranger, just to Ferrel instead of Halt. Later, Gilan would become the Ranger to Redmont and apprenticed Will shortly after. Everything proceeds as normal until Burning Bridge, where Will and Horace are sent to Celtia with a retired ranger or knight. At what would be the book's climax, Will and Cassandra fail at burning the bridge. Cassandra manages to escape with Horace but Will is captured.

When Will is being taken away, Beast!Halt appears and frees him, scaring the shit out of Will in the process. Turns out, Halt didn't die. He had been turned into a wargal by an artifact he stole from Morgarath during the initial recon mission. He never figured out how to turn himself back and couldn't get help from Araluen without getting murdered the moment he entered the sightline of Three Step Pass. As a result, he's mostly been rotting in the mountains for the last 15-odd years. From here, a wacky silly road trip adventure of a boy and his (man)dog attempting to smuggle Will across the Morgarath-ruled mountains to Three Step Pass. Meanwhile, Beast!Halt has to wresle with paternal feelings after not interacting with anyone for years at a time; and Will develops a gradual understanding that Beast!Halt is sentient and truly cares about him even when Will is a liability. Cue -- Literally burning bridges, violations of the Geneva Conventions, and fluff.

[angelxd-3303]

Wait what happened to Mario and Peach? How did they die?? Was it like natural causes orrrr???

In short, yeah it was natural causes. They both lived long and happy lives.

It doesn't make their death any less painful for their child...