Things the tumblr portal fandom has taught me:
Wheatley (noun): An idiot; a core made to be a moron
: A way to insult somebody
Caroline was either scared as shit internally or that person everybody was scared as shit OF internally.
Cave Johnson does not fuck, or at the very least it’s unlikely.
I vibe with Caroline x Cave as like a potentially hate sex filled ship.
SPAAAAAAAACE core is fucking adorable. Squishy doodle baby. Absolutely lovable.
[Batman Theme but it’s played on a shitty Kazoo for Ratman]
Oh shit I forgot Portal Stories: Mel existed
Mel x Chell is fucking adorable
Mel x Chell x GLaDOS is a powerhouse ship and should be feared
This is the part where he kills you
Fluff or Angst, rare in between