Never Ride With Unlocked Doors “A Bad Altitude” (1983)

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Never Ride With Unlocked Doors “A Bad Altitude” (1983)
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In over 5 hours, I think I just willed Inspector Gadget X Gadgetmobile into existence! Art heavily referenced from Inspector Gadget's Last Case 2002 movie, we can't be the only one who had formative memories of its breakup-coded plot line?
~ Gizmo (Tagging plurality because it's technically my me!)
i was trying to find the pic of a used car for sale and when i scrolled past him my brain went Car! and i selected it before realizing. that is the 3003 gadgetmobile and not indeed a used van
An attempt at a Disney crossover Walmart Super Bowl ad
With the Super Bowl tomorrow, I thought I'd give a script for another commercial that'd be like the usual commercials we see. I remember them doing two commercials with Walmart where famous visitors arrived to pick up their online orders, one car-themed and one space-themed.
I thought I'd do one with Disney characters. Now Disney has a massive character library and only few can make it in a 1-2-minute commercial for a superstore like Walmart.
So here are the lucky ones who did make it.
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(Music: "When Can I See You Again?" by Owl City)
Racing to the nearest Walmart store are Ralph and Vanellope on her candy kart, Herbie the Love Bug, the Incredibile, the 1999-2003 Gadgetmobile, and Roger Rabbit, Jessica and Baby Herman in Benny the Cab.
Benny: So where to, my meter's runnin'?
Roger: Jeepers, Benny, we gotta pick up some new paints at Walmart!
At the Walmart parking lot, the Pizza Planet truck ran right through a hedge, destroying it, yet it parallel parked perfectly. A couple employees opened the doors and saw nothing but a dummy in a trench coat to make it look like someone was driving, along with Andy's toys lying inside in toy mode.
A second Walmart employee carried a bag filled with circus food as its customers who ordered, both the original animated Dumbo and his live-action counterpart, came flapping down and arriving to pick up their groceries.
Walmart Employee #2: Here are the peanuts, popcorn and cotton candy you ordered, Dumbos.
Both Dumbos trumpeted happily, though the second Dumbo's trumpet blew Timothy back a bit.
The third Walmart employee brought out a pair of bags for Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather, though Flora frowned at the bag's color.
Flora: Make it pink!
She used her wand to turn the bags pink, to the annoyance of Merryweather.
Merryweather: Oooh! Make it blue.
She used her wand to revert the bag back to its first color.
The fourth Walmart employee handed bags filled with bear-shaped honey containers to Pooh (your choice between his animated form, the puppet form from Book of Pooh, or the Christopher Robin (2018) form).
Walmart Employee #4: That's fifteen bottles of honey, Pooh. Hope you make them last.
Then without warning, Tigger came out of nowhere, pouncing the poor teddy bear and spilling a couple of the bottles on the sidewalk.
Pooh: Oh bother.
Then the fifth employee looked up to see Mary Poppins floating down in his direction, with his mouth dropping in utter shock.
Mary: (once she's in front of him) Close your mouth, Ryan. You're not a codfish.
The employee (whose name is Ryan apparently) closed his mouth.
Fagin with his dogs and Oliver came on his motorized cart to pick up the dog food he ordered, but he left his money elsewhere, so he offered to trade a gold watch he had, in which a spring had popped out.
Walmart Employee #6: You can just take one of our cards and charge it to that, sir.
Then a floating pirate ship, the Jolly Roger, appeared from the sky and descended down onto the lot, and a gang-plank was dropped down.
Captain Hook: I believe you have something for me.
Walmart Employee #7: (hands filled grocery bags to the pirates) Ah yes, your foods. And your new hand.
He pulled out a new prosthetic hand, handing it to Smee, who promptly replaced the hook with it. Then, Peter Pan swooped in out of nowhere, stealing the fake hand and laughing.
Captain Hook: Grrr! Blast you, Pan!
Mater the Tow Truck drove through the parking lot backwards to the confusion of the personel.
Mater: Whooooo! Git 'er done!
He then used his tow to snag a bag of items from the eighth employee's hands. Then a humongous thud and rumble occurred, scaring everyone there and shaking up the lot. They looked and saw that a giant peach had descended onto the parking lot. A little boy, James Henry Trotter, crawled up from the side and spoke to the employee below.
James: Sir, are we at the Empire State Building?
Walmart Employee #9: No, you're at Walmart.
Then six giant bugs, Centipede, Miss Spider, Grasshopper, Ladybug, Earthworm, and Glowworm, came up beside the boy.
Centipede: Oh terrific! I need some vittles before I waste away.
The employee was creeped out by six giant bugs to the point where he fainted and dropped the bags.
Centipede: Was it something I said?
Walmart. Save money, live better. (Imagine the slogan in Disney font)
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What do you think? If it was filmed and animated, would it be one you would air during the Super Bowl?
There are millions of other eligible Disney characters that would have worked (including ones from Marvel and Lucasfilm) but I didn't want to overkill for a 2-minute commercial, especially if the rest could saved for a sequel commercial.
Watching Inspector Gadget's Biggest Caper Ever and it has now become my guilty pleasure, probably because 1 I'm a sucker for hilariously bad CGI (not miraculous ladybug CGI, that pisses me of sm. I'm talking full-on Jimmy neutron-foodfight-SharkboyandLavagirl level of bad CGI) 2 they still haven't nailed Gadget's personality right but they sure as hell nailed his design.
And 3 I'm a Talking!Gadgetmobile Enjoyer and proud of it
Sketch dump/ WIPs