Dark Urge x Gale except it’s that Durge (badass, cool, collected) pulled this wizard out of his own portal, and Gale immediately began demonstrating the most cringefail, arrogant, nerdy personality Durge has ever seen, and yet within like a day they’re irreversibly attracted and are highly frustrated that it’s THIS?? REALLY?? HIM??
Gale, overenthusiastic and oblivious: “—and that’s why, while conjuration creates, abjuration protects. Of course, the Weave requires delicate precision—something only a few mages can really master—“
Durge, fists clenched, teeth gritted, thinking that if he doesn’t shut up they’re either going to rail him into next century or throw themselves off a cliff: “…”
Gale likes them but is like 98% sure Durge wants to disembowel him because of the way they keep looking at him. Durge is just so fucking annoyed that they are deeply attracted to the walking encyclopedia wizard. The rest of the camp is not certain whether Durge wants to murder him or make out with him.










