#garak!

[hisvulcanboyfriend]

he kills me

[darkiecat]

...

Well well well, wonder who did that...

[witheredtime]

i too am very excited about sulu but dont be all "first"

[benicebefunny]

Step 1: Find out your favorite character has a disability.

Step 2: Find out the actor playing him has the same disability.

Step 3: Quietly rock back and forth for the remainder of the evening.

[sparklyslug]

the direct result of a pitcher of some delicious mojitos, a paper tablecloth, and crayons on the table at the restaurant. I regret nothing, except that Garak probably would object to being so green and wearing something so gauche. 

[sparklyslug]

more thoughts on Garak-less episodes.

What would Garak have imagined into being during "if Wishes Were Horses"? (apart from basically what happened with Bashir and Dax, but... with just Bashir) 

I honestly think he spent that whole episode thinking he was back on Cardassia, and everything was fine again. 

ON A LIGHTER NOTE. Everyone else on the station spent the whole episode probably just having a lot of sex. 

[sparklyslug]

during the mostly Garak-less S1 and early S2

I just keep wondering what he's up to all the time. What was he doing during "Duet"? Where did he go during "the Siege"? 

You know it's bad when I've started wondering about what a character is thinking and doing when he's not on screen. 

[sparklyslug]

Cardassians: the episode where Bashir wakes up to find Garak in his room

and is apparently completely unfazed by this. 

Also the episode where Bashir reveals his not-so-secret desire to be both a spy and a lawyer. I strongly suspect he has a file full of old Earth TV dramas, and practices saying "ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I beseech you, I appeal to you as human beings..." and stuff like that when he thinks no one can hear him. 

"FOR THE RECORD, the commander of the station eight years ago was...(dramatic pause) Gul Dukat"

Yes Bashir, thank you, everyone knows. Also, what record? What are you talking about? Are there no sick people on this ship? Sisko is going to establish a mandatory no-hand-washing rule across the station, just to keep Bashir so busy that he can't pop up randomly and start talking about how Garak has told him to do this and that but hasn't told him why.