#genius anon

[obsessivevoidkitten]

Ok, but like imagine an incubus with like aphrodisiac cum. The more you get, the more you want, the more you want, the more you get. You see what I'm saying?

I see the vision. Drug cum.

Though, imagine if you will, incubus reader instead. Fucks and toys with a priest.

Gets him hooked on the aphrodisiac drug cum and not letting him have more. Also gets priest to fall in love. Taunts him.

Priest snaps and traps incubus reader.

He WILL be getting his cum fix and incubus darling.

Though ig that requires a male reader, sorry.

[ramshackle-lost-n-found]

Hellooo u have any fic recommendation with smartass reader thanj uuu

phew, heya anon 😸

young prodigy reader by torikaku

"can you possibly outsmart me, hmm?" by local-ground-apple — two

laid-back but smart s/o by yan-twst

manipulative s/o by nanamisflowerfield

the proud, lie detecting astrologist s/o by honey-milk-depresso — two

an albedo-like s/o by faeryarchives

s/o that's good at chess by leviskokoro

what's your ideal type? by night-raven-tattler

an academic rival by kimbap-r0ll — two, three

academic rivals to lovers with riddle by caterkinnie

book smart reader who's actually dumb by islandofsages — two

alchemical genius by yuusishi

enjoy 😸

[birdhousesinyoursoul]

We’ve seen Collie Parker with a collie dog, now we have to see stebbins with a pet rabbit.

he can do littol and he can do big

if you have any requests for other drawings or scenarios send them my way

[doomspoon888]

Seconding the Megabull smut. Starscream calls him a stupid cow in the middle of an argument and it can escalate from there.

Also there's conflicting info since the episodes aren't airing yet, but I believe he's still called Megatron and 'Megabull' is specifically his alt mode.

Now all I can picture is Megatron's face after being called a 'stupid cow'

[ven0moir]

Apologies for misrepresenting your interpretation of the creative team's intent, but it's more accurate than you realize. They think we won't notice! For instance, the brand of basketball in Chance's locker isn't random. "Jed" (ST4 E01 1:05:09) is named after the queer cowboy Jedediah, played by Owen Wilson in Night at the Museum.

Shawn Levy and his accomplices are toying with us.

no problem, anon! english isn't my first language so i sometimes word things strangely, no worries <3 but yeah that was my earliest conclusion for a reason! it felt ... fitting?

wait ... WAIT ... i just googled and Jedediah and Octavius were rivals at first ( Tigers vs Hellfire??? ) and then became very close friends/implied crushes woah???? The fact this movie was directed by the guy who said there aren't many coincides in ST ... omg anon you're such a genius 😭

wasn't Night at the Museum on the DNA board??? i could've sworn i saw it there. But then again, i also thought i saw Perks of Being a Wallflower there and can't find it now lmao ( but weirdly enough, the song 'Heroes' is featured in that movie and there's a bully/jock x gay kid couple there ... maybe my subconscious was telling me something ... )

[lambilegs]

Hi, here are some Knight!Lee x Princess!Reader headcannons I thought of because I got bored at work.

- knight!Lee and reader enjoy reading books in the castle library and reader always asks Lee to read to her, even though she is perfectly capable. She just loves hearing Lee's voice, especially when she requests a romance book. It provides perfect day dreaming delusion fuel.

- knight!Lee loves/hates when princess!reader gets new dresses made. Reader prances around showing off her new dresses, asking Lee if she likes the fit, texture, or pattern. princess!reader purposely asks for dress to be made in Lee's favorite colors and with lower necklines.

- knight!Lee who works out on her day off and is interrupted by a curious reader ogling at her. She pretends not to notice until reader trips over something trying to get a better look and draws the attention of the other knights in the training yard.

- knight!Lee who disapproves of all of princess!reader's potential suitors because none are "worthy enough". Lee takes note of all their redflags and they debrief after the date.

-princess!reader thinks it's cute when Lee dotes on and worries about her, so sometimes she will fake a minor injury to get Lee's affection. Lee knows reader is just being dramatic but she enjoys getting to take care of her in such a soft domestic way.

- princess!reader who gives knight!Lee gifts for any minor accession. "Happy first Sunday of the month", here is a basket of expensive food and wine. "Happy tax collection day", here in a limited edition leather bound book signed by the author that you briefly mentioned interest in a week ago.

- knight!Lee who just wants to protect princess!reader and stay by her side. But is conflicted by her growing affection/attraction she tries (and fails) to keep hidden.

-🌸

OH. MY. GOD.

I'm obsessed. like, you have no idea how obsessed I am. oh, my god, this is scratching SUCH an itch in my head. all the longing, all the small gestures to fuel their love for each other, all the care and tenderness. I am going insane. like, lee being so awkward at first with it, but getting into the habit of reading books for reader. lee sensing reader's devoted attention, but being too in denial to really acknowledge it so she lets it linger at the side, cheeks blushing and stomach clenching. lee getting all flustered when she sees reader in a dress with a lower cut. lee's hands being rough with years of training, but so gentle in how they cradle reader upon injury. lee not being used to such grand gifts, but being incredibly overprotective of them and reluctant to loan the book to any of her fellow knights.

LIKE, YOU ARE AMAZING. THIS IS SO GOOD. OH GOD MY HEARTTTTTT. MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT. IN THE BEST WAY OMG.

[gilverrwrites]

Clark has an easier time with intimacy in different capacities, so he’s okay with sacrificing it a little to make them cheeks clap. Plus he loves the closeness of hanging his head over your shoulder, pressing his cheek to yours and panting in unison. Bruce feels everything so intensely that the only time he feels comfortable facing the intimacy of your relationship head on is when he’s digging into you, because you’ve already given him permission to get this far.

Naturally, this makes them the perfect selection for a lover’s sandwich-

mmmmmmm

Superbat sandwich. How did I not see the connection in the last ask!

[vintagedebutante]

Arranged first date jack where he just gets down to business with reader (👉👌) because she's basically offered up by her family (letting him enter her bedroom unchaperoned !!) who's soo greedy for power and status. He'd talk so dirty and gets off to the fact that 'your father might as well paid me to have you' or 'you're so desperate to save your family, you'll let me have you right here...' and maybe hints of 'want me to get you pregnant now? It'll secure our marriage sooner...'

I looove dark!Jack oops

Oh my lord, I’m BLUSHING!! Writing this in my ideas list rn