The sweet talker mission
Ciri Science and the idiot Syndrome On Ao3
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Jaskier: Ciri I know you made Geralt give me a pretty stone.
Ciri: Yes. And now I'm going to make you compliment him.
Jaskier: I do that all the time.
Ciri: Yes, but does he blush and splutter?
Jaskier: What have you been reading?
Ciri: Some romance novel by a guy named Julian Alfred Pankratz?
Jaskier: …… Where did you find that?
Ciri: In Yennefer's room. Anyway, I want you to tell him something nice.
Jaskier: …..
Ciri: The goal is to make him compliment you. Don’t worry about it. I got it under control.
Jaskier: *oh.* *how and why is he trusting a child with this* *but he wants the compliment* *oh he wants it* *what if she manages….:*
Jaskier: ……. Fine. I’ll think of something.
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Jaskier: There is such a luster to your skin… like a drowners behind, in the early morning light.
Eskel: *drops his spoon*
Lambert and Aiden: *excuse me?* *is he… is he flirting?* *bard?? what??*
Vesemir and Yennefer: *exchanges a look* *ah* *the infamous Flirting ™*
Geralt: *wait* *wait, he is talking to me?!* *klafjalklafij he is flirting with ME?!*
Geralt: …………………………………. Thank you. *blush blush flush flush* *super flustered*
Geralt: ……………………..I like your hands.
Everybody in the room: * :OOOOOO* *WAT* *IT WORKED?!*
Jaskier: *having a hard time breathing* *close to death* *it worked* *hhhhhh h likes my hands?!?!*
Ciri: *scribbles at clipboard in her corner, munching on a piece of bread* Mission accomplished. Subjects are as much idiots as ever. Progress is made, but not without help. Next up; Scheming.
