#geraskier meme

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Jaskier singing/talking shit about his ex boyfriend

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Jaskier: Geralt cannot possibly get any hotter.

Geralt: (walks into the tavern with black eyes and weird veins, looking incredibly feral)

Jaskier:

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Geralt: unexpected Trivial Pursuit champion. Jaskier: worryingly good at Risk.

Geralt knows the birth date of every member of One Direction and the name of every major publishing company based in Redania but Jaskier can destroy your entire strategically placed army in less than forty-five minutes when he remembers to take his ADHD medication.

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Geralt: I think I'm finally going to ask Jaskier to marry me this year.

Lambert, pulling away from smooching Aiden: What are you, fucking gay?

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The search for the Braincell continues...

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Some backwater village alderman, giving them the sideye: So are you guys... like...?

Geralt: He’s my ba-

Jaskier:

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Geralt @ Jaskier when he fucks up and hurts the bard's feelings:

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Jaskier: (gives Geralt the puppy dog eyes)

Geralt: (experiences the feeling of affection)