#incorrect geraskier

[jaskier-cult]

Geralt, at 2am in the morning: Jaskier wake up

Jaskier:

Geralt: Jaskier wake up I want to propose to you

Jaskier: that's very nice dear, but if you ever wake me from my beauty sleep again, I will castrate you

Geralt:

Geralt: is that a yes

Jaskier: of course, that's a yes

[appabottomjeans]

geralt: i think you have ptsd.

jaskier: yeah i have ptsd; proficient talent for sucking dick.

geralt: i think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

jaskier: i don't think you understand how genius what i just said was.

[itsemmyb]

jaskier: geralt pissed me off today so i told him that i can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

there is nothing special about tomorrow.

but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over.

[mydarlingwitcher]

jaskier: tell me your darkest, deepest secret

geralt: every time i see a cat, i just want to reach out and pet them. but cats are scared of me. i bet their fur is so soft

jaskier: i'm going to cry

geralt: ...please don't. i'll cry too

ciri: guys? are you alright?

[hallowthyname]

[at an awards banquet]

jaskier, only slightly drunk: well, first of all, i’d like to thank geralt of rivia, the love of my life, for telling me valdo marx was going to win so i shouldn’t bother preparing a speech,

[mischievous-thunder]

How I eat my lunch knowing full well that I ruthlessly broke my precious boyfriend's heart and left him behind in the mountains the day before

[silver-tongued-deovel]

Jaskier is DTF

down to follow (for two whole decades)

[greyjug]

Geralt (being annoyed) : you think you're funny?!

Jaskier (being the little shit that he is) : i think im adorable (◡‿◡✿)