it’s a soup game!

I'm an adult [fantroll ask blog]

[zeitghost]

[In the dugout talking to my Little League baseball coach] Ooh put the sword in my hand man, put that blade right in that grasp there, yeeah, just put that hilt right betwixt my palm and fingers and let my faith in God do the rest, I swear, I swear I will be your blade, I have unwavering dedication to the cause, I’m ready. I passed the test and I’m ready.

Mister coach: You meditated for a year on the loneliest crag of rock in the sea, with nothing but sunlight and salt water to sustain you?

[Unimpeachably] Yeah

Mister coach: And did God come down to teach you his secret word?

[Sheepishly] No mister coach

[crochetcarriecreations]

One of my biggest projects - an entire Hydrapple, with all the syrpents included! There's toothpicks in the main head's horns for rigidity, while every syrpent has armature wire inside them for poseability. And...

...that includes the two tail syrpents! All six syrpents other than the main one are completely removable along with the apple top, which has little hooks to hold it in place when it's on there. The apple base also has a plastic pot inside it, to help it hold all that weight.

The one thing they can't do is fold the bonus heads flat against the apple like the ingame model does, but they can get... some of the way there? although it does require something of a Noodle Vortex on the inside for all those tails to still fit in the apple.

Very proud of these good apple noodle friends and how well they turned out!

~~~

my commissions are open - see my pinned post for more info. (I don't offer things this big and elaborate (yet...?), but I can make you something simpler!)

[emcapi]

good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence

it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.

BEHOLD.

anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.

[nongunktional]

SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEAVIEST OF FISH

HARNESSES AND LEVERS, ALL AS TOUGH AS YOU COULD WISH

WHEN YOU'RE ON A BOAT, YOU CAN'T JUST BRACE AGAINST A ROCK

WIELD YOUR FISHING POLE LIKE IT'S A MASSIVE FLEXY COCK

[mossworm]

I like when Pheidole ants do the thing with the head

[bloodandichorandmemes]

I was curious about how accurate this is and am pleased to report it is extremely accurate

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[femmenietzsche]

[evilvillain123456789]

the new carls jr mac stack bacon attack cheddar double burger will have "dual screen" capabilities, a recent press release confirms that this will include "the capacity to give informed consent"

[steveyockey]

aftercare but for your job

[ammnontet]

my game

[door]

why do so many recent fantasy books only have a single non-binary person in them. everyone understands the person is non-binary there is no stumbling over pronouns or need to explain—yes, the wizard librarian we’ve all seen them—but there’s only ever One. the author cares enough to acknowledge the existence of people who fall outside of a gender binary but not enough to invest in there being like. a community. wizard gender studies. there’s just grevory the they/them librarian who sprung fully formed and fully non-binary into the magical land of fortinblargh or whatever the fuck

[monamoni]

[ralfmaximus]

WET BEAST WEDNESDAY

[laurasinele]

one of my favorite wet beast for this wednesday

[le-jardin-inculte]

#mybal

[terraswallows]

Hear me out.

[donnielikesbugs]

can someone make the transmasc version

[conanobriensucks]

the transmasc version is when you legally change your name to conan because you thought it was a cool name and you've been using it for 3+ years only for strangers to just say "oh like conan o brien" in public while you just stand there awkwardly and question who that is only to see the most horrific man in your life and realize you are associated with that and have to have a day off to cry knowing your friends probably knew naming yourself conan was stupid and now you're associated with a demon. im so scared. i saw him once and i ran away in the public bathroom with someone jacking off in the stall next to me and i had to sit there listening to that shit and others using the bathroom for 2 hours until he was finally gone and I spent the rest of the day locked inside my home.

[professorsparklepants]

Favorite 90s animanga character very loosely based on Sun Wukong

Son Goku (Dragon Ball)

Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

Voting ended onApr 16

[narcissistcookbook]

guy who has only ever experienced shadows on the cave wall, finally perceiving the world as it truly is: getting a lot of shadows on the cave wall vibes from this

[juney-blues]

The word "system" implies a level of organisation and a clarity of purpose that i simply do not possess.

[noxidae]

Character with superiority complex I love you forever

[divorcedbasil]

vid i stole off reddit and feel like i need everyone to watch

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

[phinarei]

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.