B, I was rereading your content again (sometimes you just have to revisit the greats) and the pregnancy scare headcanons are always great to me. So, we know how the boys would react to being directly involved in said scare, but what if it was batsis and one of their friends?
I don't have any specific friend in mind for this idea, so it's kind of like. A free space? Like, it could be Dick finding out about Garth or Wally (I know you're still working on figuring him out, so there's no pressure there) and his sister, or Jason with Roy (or Kyle, I've seen them be friends in some fics but I don't know a lot about them) or like. Tim with Kon. Older Damien with Older Jon is also a possibility if you're feeling up to it, since the prompt isn't inherently sexual beyond how pregnancy comes to be (facts of life and all) but I'd totally understand if you wanted to rule that one out entirely right out of the gate. Literally any pairing fits. Hell, you could even do something with Bruce's sister (a bat aunt I guess??) with anyone in the league.
There's something about the concept of the "brother's best friend" thing that's hilarious because the brother gets the whiplash of like "I'm glad it's you because I know you and I know you would never hurt my siblings on purpose but also this definitely feels like a HUGE violation of the bro code, and I might need to think about punching you a tiny bit until I get used to the thought of you two being a thing, let alone possibly making an entire baby together"
Oooooo drama
Okay so I’m gonna go with
Reader x Roy Harper w/ Dick finding out
Reader x Kyle Rayner w/ Jason finding out
Reader x Kon Kent w/ Tim finding out
Reader x Ghost Maker w/ Bruce finding out
Stories under the cut, this got long with a lot of different stories so please let me know what you think!!
Roy Harper x batsis!reader
Again. It happened again. Roy felt frozen. Then he looked at you. It was different. You were together. It wasn’t a fling. It was totally different. And he couldn’t help but pull you into a hug. Your eyes were wet and you looked so scared.
“Hey, don’t worry. Whatever you want, I’m there. Don’t worry,” he said wiping tears from your face. You nodded and closed your eyes while leaning into him. Roy hugged you close.
A knock at the door broke your hug.
“Shit, Dick is here to pick me up,” Roy said.
“I- okay. I’m just gonna wash my face and it’ll be fine,” you said. You hurried to the kitchen and splashed water on your face as Dick walked in.
“Hey,” he said to you both. “What’s the matter? You’ve been crying.”
Dick turned to look at Roy critically. Damn his perceptiveness.
“Sad movie we just finished. I’m a sucker for them,” you said and he nodded, appeased.
“Hey I’m gonna use your bathroom real quick before we leave,” Dick said before jogging to the bathroom. Your eyes widened as you realized the test. The pregnancy test on the counter. Oh fuck.
“What the shit? Are you- did you get my sister pregnant?? Someone answer me,” Dick said walking in the room with the pee stick. You winced.
“Dick, calm down,” you said moving towards him but he was faster than you and landed a right hook to Roy in the jaw. He fell back hard. You shrieked.
“Dick!” You gasped. Roy sat up and rubbed his jaw from the floor.
“You knocked up my sister? You didn’t learn how that shit works the first time,” Dick roared.
“Dick, quit,” you pleaded.
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I didn’t- this isn’t-“
“I’m on the pill. I don’t know how it happened,” you told him. Dick looked at you softly. Concern was written all over his face. “It’s not his fault.”
“Seriously? You’re- you’re pregnant?” Dick asked you. He walked closer.
“Maybe? We don’t know. I haven’t been to the doctor or anything,” you shrugged shyly.
“Add you gonna- don’t answer that. You don’t have to tell me,” he corrected himself. Dick looked over you to Roy that was standing to the side.
“If you do not treat her right and be a good dad if she’s pregnant, I’ll make sure the only bow you’ll be able to touch is the ones Lian puts in your hair because you’re in a body cast,” Dick threatened.
“I wouldn’t. You know I wouldn’t do that. I’m here for anything,” Roy said seriously. Dick stared at him.
“I know you’re good for Lian. Come on. We got a job. And you owe me dinner. And a beer,” Dick added. “For like a month.”
“Aw, alright, alright,” Roy added seriously after he started to joke. He gave you a hug and kiss on the cheek before dashing out the door.
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Kyle Rayner x batsis!reader
“Go buy the box. Just at the corner store, Ky. I felt like I’m gonna throw up for like the last 3 mornings and now I’m freaking out. Please,” you said, shooing him to the door.
“Okay, yeah babe, which one?” Kyle asked looking more flustered than when he fights intergalactic monsters.
“Literally any. Actually 2 of any variety. Pretty sure they all work the same,” you said and he ran out the door before coming back.
“My wallet,” he said before running back out.
Kyle ran in the store and looked at the variety of tests. Pink, purple, early, ovulation, gender tests. You can learn that from a test?? Fuck was there too many choices. He grabbed 2 at random and hurried to the register. As his bag was being handed to him and his credit card was being swiped, Kyle felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned quickly.
“Woah bro. You alright? I called your name.”
If Kyle could think of a worse person to see at this exact moment it would only be Batman. There he was with a bag containing only a pregnancy test for his girlfriend and her brother, his friend, was right there. His detective trained friend. Kyle was glad he wore the lantern ring at that moment.
“No, I wasn’t paying any attention,” he said with an awkward laugh.
“My sister at home?” Jason asked walking beside Kyle.
“Yeah, yeah she is,” Kyle answered. He could feel himself sweating. It was hot but not that hot. What if Jason noticed him sweating too much?
“Cool. I’ll walk with you,” Jason said with an easy grin “you getting sick?”
“What?! No. I’m fine. It’s just hot. Today,” he said pushing the elevator button back at the apartment building.
“Yeah, you’re like real sweaty, Bro. What’s in the bag?” Jason asked. “Like if you’re sick and I got on the elevator with you, I’m kicking your ass because I can’t handle being sick.”
“I’m not sick. I’m fine,” Kyle said a little too forcefully.
“Okay,” Jason said side eyeing Kyle. Kyle’s fingers were white with grip on the bag and Jason subtly eyed it but couldn’t tell anything.
“Hey you’re- Jason!” You yelped as you saw your brother right behind Kyle. Kyle gave you the bag quickly with a wide eyed look.
“Hey, how are you?” Jason asked while giving you a hug.
“Good. Good,” you said with a new level of stress. Why the fuck was your brother here now?
As if by the magic of luck in a series of unfortunate events, through the cheap quality of the bag to begin with and the tightness Kyle had been holding it, to the slight way you swung it away from you when hugging Jason; it broke. The content flopped on the floor slightly behind you and yo the right which just happened to be the perfect angle for Jason to view the contents.
“…. Is this a… a pregnancy test??” He asked after automatically picking up what you dropped. And that felt like the moment you’d soul left your body. The moment your brother held a pregnancy test and asked if it was yours when you both already knew the answer.
“Uhh- well, yes,” you said. He stared at you for a second.
“And…” he promoted.
“Nothing. Nothing,” you tried to play it off.
“Holy shit. That’s why you look sick. You knocked my sister up. Holy shit,” Jason says turning to Kyle. Kyle stood back a little.
“Jay,” you said putting your hand on his shoulder. Jason frowned heavily at you. “Don’t get mad.”
“I’m already mad. I’m deciding if I’m going to shoot him,” Jason said with a horrible smile at Kyle. Kyle’s ring started to glow a little.
“No. There will be none of that. Jason don’t even think about it,” you said. He glared at Kyle.
“When you least expect it, Lantern,” he said nastily. “I gotta go before I break his pretty face.”
“Jason!”
“Love you did but gotta go,” he said before leave. As he left out the door he grabbed a set of keys and threw them and hit Kyle directly between the eyes.
“Ow,” Kyle said rubbing his face.
“Okay I’m gonna take that test now,” you said.
“Oh god. Wait. Wait,” Kyle said walking over to you. “Whatever. I’m here.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah,” he said nodding.
3 days later Jason just shoots a whole damn clip at Kyle while he holds up a green lantern construct guard.
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Kon Kent x Batsis!reader
Kon woke up one day to a sound he didn’t quite understand. Heart beats. Fast heart beating. First he looked over at you sleeping but no you had a steady normal beat you always had. He listened closer and with a little maneuvering, realized what he heard. Kon fell out of bed in shock. What had he done?
You rolled over to look at him on the floor in sleepy confusion.
“What’s the matter, my alien lover?” You said with a grin.
“Yeah, yeah, speaking of. There is something we need to talk about,” he said. Kon didn’t know how to bring it up. It worked the other way where the woman announced she was pregnant.
“What’s the matter?” You asked with a frown.
“Nothing bad like that. Well, maybe. Uhh that’s up to you and your choices, that I totally support-“
“Conner, what are you talking about,” you asked fully awake.
“You have two heartbeats,” he said and you stared at him for a second.
“I have an irregular heartbeat?”
“No, you have 2 different heartbeats. In your body,” he said and you froze at the realization.
“Are you- are you saying I’m pregnant???” You asked sitting up and feeling nauseous suddenly.
“Probably. Yes. I haven’t been wrong about this yet. I won’t do any x ray viewing for safety,” he said. Kon climbed back on the bed and took your hand that was shaking.
“I just- I didn’t think it was be this soon. I thought we’d be…” you trailed off before you finished your sentence but Kon got what you meant. You’d been together for 2 years and living together for almost a year so the talk wasn’t a complete surprise.
“Married?” He filled in and you nodded. “We can, if you want.”
“Not like this,” you frowned. Your alarm on your phone rang. “Oh shoot. I’ve got to pick up Tim from the airport!”
You got up and started changing clothes. Kon froze while watching you for a second before throwing clothing on over the boxers he wore. He couldn’t help if he thought you were smoking hot.
The hot summer air hit different when you knew you were going in a perfectly climate controlled car that Bruce had bought you. Kon threw on some shades and laid back the passenger seat as you pulled out of the driveway.
“We tell Tim nothing,” you said. “He’s a worrier. We’ll tell him when we have a plan and he won’t freak out.”
“Okay. You aren’t- you aren’t freaking out,” Kon asked watching you. He was listening to both heartbeats coming from your body and noted yours was slightly faster than normal.
“I’m definitely freaking out. But we can figure things out later,” you said. Kon just nodded before looking out the window. Bat emotion suppression ran in the family.
“Timmy,” you cried before pulling him in a tight hug. He smiled and let you pull him around. “I haven’t seen you in months!”
“We’ll, somebody had to move to California,” he teased. “Hey Kon.”
“Somebody could use a tan,” he teased while also giving Tim a hug before climbing in the car.
“Not a thing in Gotham. Plus, I’m only going to be here for a week,” Tim answered. “But I do want to have some fun. I heard parasailing is great. What do you think?” He asked you.
“No! I mean- that’s a bad idea,” Conner said. Tim turned and looked at him.
“What are you talking about? Aren’t you the one that likes to drag her to the top of the Golden Gate Bridge to make out?” Tim asked.
“Well- uhh…”
“I’m getting over a stomach bug,” you lied.
“Okay, tell me the truth,” Tim said looking between you both. “Both of you are acting weird.”
“We’re not,” you protested.
“Then go parasailing with me.”
“She can’t,” Kon answered too quickly and you palmed your face. Tim looked at you dryly as you pulled in to the parking garage of your building.
“Yeah…”
“Fine. We’ll tell you inside,” you said after a pause. Tim grabbed his bag and nodded.
“We will?!” Kon asked with wide eyes. He was literally floating off the ground. You pulled his arm and he touched down.
“I can’t lie to Tim,” you shrugged. Tim sat his bags down and looked at you expectantly.
“Alright. I’m pregnant,” you said, holding the counter nervously.
“I knew it! That was my first thought,” he says triumphantly. “You’re pregnant. Oh god, you’re pregnant?”
“Yeah?” You said and Kon watched Tim closely.
“How far along? Have you been to the doctor? Do you take vitamins?” Tim said pacing. He pulled his phone out in a rush as if he was going to immediately order some.
“Woah, we just found out today so I don’t know. Actually we found out because Kon heard a heartbeat,” you said.
“Okay. You really got her pregnant?” He asked again.
“Uh, yeah?” Kon said waiting for Tim to do something. Tim laughed. Loudly. Kon was even more scared.
“Oh god, when Bruce finds out you’re gonna end up strung up with Kryptonite so bad that not even Supes can save you,” he said before laughing again. “And that’s if Dick or Jason or Damian doesn’t get to you first. You got Batman’s daughter pregnant.”
“Ah man. I didn’t even think of that,” Kon groaned.
“It’s okay, the body cast will be off by the time the baby is born,” Tim teased while placing a hand on Kon’s shoulder a little too tightly. “Ass,” he added while manhandling Kon.
A few hours later
“Steph, I need your help. My sister is pregnant,” Tim said over the phone on the balcony.
“Cass??”
“No! She’s dating you. My other sister,” he said with an eye roll.
“That makes more sense. Go on, bird boy,” she said.
“I need advice and help-“
“Say no more. Bring your credit card and we’ll buy everything she needs,” Steph said.
“Thank you so much.”
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Ghost Maker x bat aunt!reader (idk what I think of that description but I guess it works??)
“You’re pregnant?”
“Yeah, K, I am,” you said. He tapped his fingers on the table in the massive penthouse apartment he rented.
“Well, then you will need proper nutrition and the best medical care and-“
“Woah woah. That’s it?” You asked shocked.
“Yes. It’s important for developing fetus-“
“I am aware K. But I thought you’d be… I don’t know…”
“Emotional? I don’t have much of that,” he said with a smile. “I’m practical. I see a problem and i fix it. You can either have the best medical care money can buy, an abortion, or adoption. I will pay for anything you want of course. It is your body.”
“Sometimes I forget you are a psychopath,” you admitted with a dry smile. “Repressed emotions run in the family so your actions seem practically normal. But moments like this are… tough.”
“I apologize,” he said. “I would not make a good father in a traditional sense but I would provide any worldly needs you or the child would need. You don’t have to decide today. This situation is unfortunate luck as we were using protection but I have never abandoned responsibilities.”
“Yeah,” you said grimly looking out at the Gotham skyline. “I have to tell Bruce soon. I’m supposed to help him with his work and I can’t do that now.”
Ghost Maker watched you carefully. He imagined that regular emotions would make this situation easier for you.
“We can meet him if you would like. He will probably fight me,” he commented.
“Yeah… but you both do that anyways,” you answered.
4 hours later you sat in a booth on the other side of town overlooking the bay. Bruce was sitting across from you talking about some business or another that you frankly weren’t listening a word to. You were too busy tearing your napkin apart.
“What is wrong with you?” Bruce said suddenly. You looked up at him startled. “You’re anxious.”
“I’m not,” you retorted.
“You’re nervously wringing at your napkin, your breathing is shallow, skin moist, pupils slightly dilated, and you are refusing wine with dinner. And the way you look to the door tells me you are expecting someone at the restaurant you had me rent out.”
“I hate that you do that,” you muttered. “Fine. I am expecting someone. I want you to promise civility first.”
“Interesting. You can bring them out. I have a feeling I know what you’re going to say and you needn’t worry about what I’ll think,” Bruce said. You blinked.
“You do? And you aren’t mad,” you asked. Most big brothers weren’t exactly fond of these situations.
“Of course not. I support my sister’s choices in life. And that includes anyone you bring in your life,” he said with a little smile.
“Oh,” you said leaning back in relief. Foot steps announced an arrival and you looked to see K with his mask on and a nice, of course white, suit.
Bruce had his wine glass pressed to his lips but didn’t take a drink. He lowered it and looked between you both. “What is this?”
“We have been seeing it other-“
“He is incapable of feeling love,” Bruce said with a glare at K.
“It wasn’t that kind of thing,” K answered before sitting beside you.
“I don’t need to know the men my sister takes to bed but I must say that I’m shocked,” Bruce said looking at you. “I admittedly thought you were lesbian.”
“That’s what you thought I was announcing?” You smiled and shook your head. “Bi. But there is something I need to tell you,” you said and were you sweating? “Uhh, well… I’m- I’m pregnant.”
Before you could say or do anything else, Bruce had sprung across the table and grabbed K by the collar and slammed him to the floor. It didn’t take much before they were exchanging blows in a fury that most people couldn’t hardly see.
“Stop,” you said angrily. “You’re both acting like children!”
Silverware was thrown at each other and tables flipped. You sighed heavily and grabbed a piece of bread and started tearing and eating it. A huge mirror was broken.
“Bruce, you are paying for any damages,” you said almost conversationally.
Finally they both stopped after thoroughly ruining the room. Both men stood panting. Shirts and jackets were ripped and K had a busted lip. The waiters hadn’t returned to the room probably out of self preservation.
“Look, I am going to decide what I want but I can’t do that if you two are fighting like idiots,” you said angrily and Bruce had the decency to look ashamed. “I’m leaving and neither of you are coming with me until you grow up and clean your mess.”
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I didn’t write Jon kent x reader with Damian finding out because I can’t imagine it. I can only see him dating Damian so I couldn’t imagine him getting with any woman but especially Damian’s sister! But for any situation, Damian would have broken a sword on Jon even tho it didn’t hurt but just because it made Damian feel better.
