(I remembered a dream I had where there was a character in Rocko's Modern Life that was just a woman who was giant and slightly insecure about it 😂 was inspired by that idea when I saw you wrote for Rocko)
Of course! Because you didn’t specify if you wanted human or furry I’m defaulting to furry, hope you don’t mind :) (That's why the proportions are so wacky)
You and the wallaby had first met in Kind of a Lot O' Comics, you were always a big fan of comics and while Rocko enjoyed them just fine he hated his job, especially on days like this
“Kind of a slow day, huh? And coupled with the heat. Sorry if this comes across as rude, but I do not envy you.” You said trying to make conversation to which Rocko looked up from his finger drumming against the beige wooden desk, yet he didn’t see anyone, just someone’s chest
When his eyes continued travelling up that’s when he finally saw it, a sweet grinning face peering down at him, “Wowza”
“Yeah, I get that, a lot.” You continued smiling at him while the negative thoughts you sometimes had started creeping their way into your brain again, ‘is it really that bad? I thought guys were starting to like girls taller than them… guess I thought wrong.”
You’re smile faltered as you placed your comics onto the desk, Rocko noticed this and started to feel guilty
He wasn’t sure if he offended her but if he had, she had every right to be offended, he cursed to himself under his breath “jeez Rocko, how could you be so insensitive? Especially to someone, as admittedly cute as her, have you no manners?” he berated while scanning the comics and when she made her way to the door he swore that the neutral expression she was wearing only seconds before had softly deepened into a frown
That’s when he knew he had to meet you again, if for no other reason then to apologise for how he made you feel
Luckily, someone he knew had surprisingly good connections, and so when Rocko went to one of Heffer’s parties he saw you again, and after you had finished idly chatting with Paula Hutchinson Rocko leaned up and tapped you on the shoulder
When you turned around and looked down to see the wallaby you smiled warmly, but Rocko himself smiled with a nervous demeanour, this made you minutely frown again
“You know if I make you uncomfortable you don’t have to talk to me, I won’t be offended.” You said before turning around causing Rocko to grab your shoulders but as that would be a… difficult task, he instead grabbed your waist to turn you around
“No, you don’t make me uncomfortable. If anything I wanted to apologise to you, for making you uncomfortable. So, I’m sorry, but you look nice this evening.”
You chuckled softly, the manners of the wallaby surely surprised you, but they- he was definitely charming. “It’s fine, like I said I get it a lot. But thanks, you look nice too.”
Over your time of knowing each other he had learnt that you in fact where quite the gentle giant, helping anyone who needed it
While you learnt that the wallaby was just as cute as he was small, and that you had… begun to… fall… for him, huh
After about a year of knowing each other, and becoming best friends in the meantime, you had decided to be forthcoming about your feeling for him and confess
“Wait, a minute you like me?”
Rocko was now grinning from ear to ear before quite literally leaping into the air, “I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! AND A REALLY CUTE ONE AT THAT!”
You started laughing at how cute he was but when he finally came back down you kissed him, which made him nearly pass out.
Basically the height difference is: