Jul 22, 2025
GET HIM STEPHEN
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GET HIM STEPHEN
I want an excuse to ramble about my Transformers OCs lmfao
We have...
Goofball the Velocitronian Gremlin - Earth Based Alt-Mode: Toyota Supra
Muskrat the Fuckboy Incel - Earth Based Alt-Mode: Tesla Cybertruck
Dogma the Leader with a Hero Complex that borders on God Complex - Earth Based Alt-Mode: Jeep Gladiator
Formyle the Medic who barely passed med school and has shitty berthside manners - Earth Based Alt-Mode: Pontiac Aztec
Peacekeeper who is trying to get everyone to get along "Because we would be the perfect team to defeat the Decepticons! We just need to be friends and get along!" but he makes everything worse...and pins the blame on Goofball because "You aren't being a team player!" - Earth Based Alt-Mode: 1943 Mercedes-Benz 770
@sturmboe aka my wife signed up for a tsundere starter!
Was his death glare deathly enough to burn that Xmas sweater into a crisp? No? Even if it had cats on them, there was no way he was going to put that on. Not when...
"I said no matching sweaters!" It was just plain embarrassing.
My favourite thing about the Sandman fandom is the devotion to completely and utterly roasting the protagonist. It’s what the ridiculous emo boy deserves.
Hmm, that moment when Porsche sat back and the bass started playing, he looked like such a boss. Kinn was shooketh
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lorcan mid-chase to elide: my name lorcan
elide: did i ask?
So just rail Turles until he’s overstimulated, then? 👀 (As the one person who can kick his ass.) Since he doesn't have the patience for edging, I mean.
That is an option. There's also my personal favorite... break him. Denial can make even a dickhead like Turles a docile little puppy if you do it right. His s/o would be the only person that could do it. Put him on a no touch punishment for a few days and see how long it takes for him to beg and do whatever you want... like relentlessly edge him because let's be honest, the bitch deserves it.