#glassanomaly

[cog-works]

gears do you have a labubu

What is a "labubu". Is this what the youth are into nowadays. Modern trends do not often reach me.

[kondraki]

Will Wood?

Will wood what? Make a fine cabinet? Under the right carpenter, sure. Why not?

[ask-glass]

I'm going to do evil things to your paperwork

You're gonna... what? Please don't. I like my paperwork in one piece. I don't want to fill it all out again...

[sininply-a-moth]

Lampburg?

hes mailing 17 bombs to ur house rn thought u might want 2 know

[swung-4nd-m1ss3d]

this email could have been a meeting

you also couldve been an abortion but here we are

[baldwillwood]

its my birthday bald willwood can i get a bald bday wish

Hell yeah! Happy Birthday!

[ask-glass]

bites you

Ow—! Could you please refrain from biting me?! That is not appropriate nor is it appreciated!

[baldwillwood]

Mr. Bald! I have realized lots of the hair supporters follow my eyebrows blog! Should I try to use bald spam reblog again to flood their dashes with the beautiful bald?

Yess you shouldd