#goblin behavior

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 4x16- "The Gold Job"

[vlovann]

Made a gif of icecreamsandwich that explains my graceful demeanor whether at home or in public because I couldn’t find any of it.

[boy-oneder]

Cunning Stunts | Lars digging for gold

[emcant]

The face of a woman who waited until we were both out, then took off her own collar and hid it so well we can't find it

[hobgobknowsbest]

alright, which one of you was this

only a goblin would speak the truth so openly

[magigoblin]

Okay, hot take

Outdoor security is a fantastic gig for goblins. Think about it.

- You get paid to wander the grounds at night, stalking the fog and the shadows looking for human intruders

- You are literally the one thing there that nobody wants to run into, because they know they’re in danger if you find them

- A high degree of separation from humanity outside of finding intruders during work hours

- You are very much encouraged to stop and notice the small things, just in case, you have a work reason to admire the bugs and frogs and stuff

- You see and hear a lot more than the humans assume you do, and that gap between cognition and reality can be FUN to use

- Humans tend to accept your quirks as a result of the work instead of being weird about it

If a gob must live in human society, there’s a compelling case to be had! And unlike similar jobs like being a cop, security officers provide a genuinely appreciated service. Their presence alone gives peace of mind to people, especially if they’re assigned to a housing complex, which can help scratch that community itch!

[circeofjagd]

Remember - you too can piss on Trump graffiti. It's good for you.

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

found these while cleaning my dresser, into the trinket box you go!!😊🫶