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The human body having acid in it is so crazy to me

Yeah it could kill me but it’s chill cause it’s in The Sack

SHE OPENED THE BATHROOM DOOR

FUCK OFF I’M TAKING A DUMP

Hey. You. Yeah, I’m talking to you.

Take your goddamn meds if you haven’t yet today

Me(holding a human gallbladder filled with gallstones): wow, this is so cool!

My tablemate: you should lick it

I have no dick and I must jerk

“5-star” hotel vibes

It’s 12:45 AM

Kids are running up and down the halls screaming bloody murder

Your roommate is snoring louder than ever

Your neck hurts

The AC turns on

It’s so loud it overpowers the snores and screams

For a single moment, you feel peace

“Maybe I can sleep with it on” you think

Then it suddenly stops

You’re tired

The kids are banging on your door now

“Let us in, we got locked out!” They cry

You don’t move to help them.

They move on to your neighbors

It’s 12:45 in this hotel, and you’re tired

If you suck mints around me I will kill you btw

Guards! Seize that person!

Why are they blushing.

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