Incorrect Quotes part 2, Electric ship boogaloo
Angel Dust: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Husker a little bit.
Lucifer, holding Angel Dust's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Angel Dust: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Lucifer: My mistake.
Mutiny: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Charlie: Throw rocks at he.
Husker: Hot Dogs.
Angel Dust: Kill him.
Mutiny: Thanks guys.
Alastor: Why are your tongues purple?
Abel: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Mutiny: I had a red one.
Alastor: oh.
Alastor:
Alastor: OH.
Lucifer:
Lucifer: You drank eachothers slushies?
Husker: This totally sucks, man.
Cherri Bomb: This is horrible.
Husker: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Cherri Bomb: No, it’s not that, it’s Sir Pentious.
Cherri Bomb: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their fault, that bitch!
Husker: So how’s the food Angel Dust made?
Charlie: It's great! Compliments to them.
Husker: *goes to the kitchen*
Husker: You're adorable.
Angel Dust: *blushes*
Mutiny, sobbing: I miss Adam!
Abel, gently hugging her: awe, I miss my dad too
Mutiny, wailing: I MISS MY BROTHER!
Abel, first victim of homicide courtesy of his brother: Uh.. that's deeper than I can go.
Adam: Truth or dare?
Mutiny: Truth!
Adam: Do you-
Abel: I dare you to kiss me.
Mutiny: *kisses Abel*
Adam, to Baxter: They said “truth”, right?
Adam: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Lute, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Mutiny, 13: Wow, Adam was late too! What a coincidence!
Niffty: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Baxter: What- how?
Niffty: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
Mutiny, on the phone: So no head?
Mutiny: *Throws phone and breaks skateboard*
Adam: I put the pun in punishment.
Abel: I put the top in unstoppable.
Niffty: I put the cute in execute.
Mutiny: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Baxter: I put the ass in class.
Lute: I put the D in Adam.
Adam: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Sir Pentious: Elephants.
Adam: Blocked.
Abel: Camels.
Adam: Extra blocked.
Cherri Bomb: Donkeys.
Adam: Ultra blocked.
Mutiny: dick is an option.
Adam: ...Followed.
Adam: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Lute
Lute: I sleep with a knife.
Abel: Both of you are pathetic.
Lute: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Abel: Mutiny.
Sir Pentious: Hey, what’s up?
Lute: The sky.
Sir Pentious: No, I meant like, what are you doing?
Lute: Oh, Adam.
Adam: *highfives Lute* Nice!
Cherri Bomb: I like your top, Baxter!
Niffty: I have a name, you know.
Baxter: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.
Baxter: Thank you all for coming.
Cherri Bomb, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here.
Baxter: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Baxter Task Force".
Niffty: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.
Lute: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Adam: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Mutiny: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Baxter: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Mutiny: Seize the dick.
Mutiny: Pros and cons of dating me.
Mutiny: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Mutiny: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
