#goldpunk

[ihareyhis]

Spideys as incorrect quotes pt2

Hobie: *Kicks the door down*

Pavitr: What did you do?

Hobie: Nobody died.

Pavitr: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Miguel: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Miguel: *crosses their arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in

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Pavitr: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Hobie: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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Pavitr, pointing at Hobie: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?

Pavitr, pointing at Gwen: Or a Freak (affectionate)?

Miles: Why not both?

Pavitr, to Miles: You’re so right, Freak

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Pavitr: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Hobie: *crouches down*

Gwen: *kneels down*

Miles: *sits on the floor*

Pavitr: I hate you all

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Miles: How do Hobie and Pavitr usually get out of these messes?

Gwen: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Gwen: Hey Pavitr.

Pavitr: *punches Gwen in the stomach*

Gwen: What the fuck?

Pavitr: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Gwen: What the fuck are you talking about?

Pavitr: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Gwen: I'm not pregnant!

Pavitr: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Gwen: I was never pregnant, Pavitr!

Pavitr: Are... you sure?

Gwen: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Hobie: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Pavitr: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Hobie: *punches Gwen in the stomach*

Gwen: AW, MOTHERFU–

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Gwen: Today at 7 am, Pavitr poured a Monster energy drink in his coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Hobie: I watched him brew his coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think he ascended into the astral realm.

Miles: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me

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Miles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Pavitr: Put spaghetti in it.

Miles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Hobie: Put spaghetti in it.

Miles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Gwen: Put spaghetti in it.

Miles: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Pavitr: What’s up with Gwen? she’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?

Hobie: She’s just a little overwhelmed.

Pavitr: Why?

Hobie: Miles smiled at her.

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Hobie, Gwen & Miles: *screaming*

Pavitr: *runs into the room* Miles whats wrong?!

Hobie: Wait, why are you asking Miles that when Gwen and I are also here?

Pavitr: Because Miles wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Hobie: What’s your biggest fear?

Gwen: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Miles: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Pavitr: Zombies.

Gwen: ...

Miles: ...

Pavitr: BUT they can open doors.

[angelbroad]

Might make this an AU idk

[drizzlingcups]

they tried stealing back from the british museum

[fl0w3rf3mm3-main]

hobie and pavitr headcanons

can be read as romantic or platonic. i wrote it as platonic, but it’s ultimately up to you.

pavitr gifted hobie a matching piece of gold jewelry. it’s the only gold in hobie’s otherwise silver and platinum collection, and he wears it all the time regardless of if it matches his outfit

pavitr rambles. A Lot. usually he’s self conscious about it, but hobie never judges him for his random tirades and spiels

hobie’s only about a year/year and a half older than pavitr, but he makes fun of pavitr for being “such a youngin’”. pavitr quips something back about how “i would insult you back, but it’s rude to disrespect the elderly”

when they first met, pavitr asked hobie for a lot of spider-man related advice. hobie, in hobie fashion, absolutely did not answer seriously and was just spouting whatever bs came to mind. pavitr did not pick up on the sarcasm.

it wasn’t until they had gotten closer and were hanging out that pavitr pulled a MAD stupid stunt that hobie realized pavitr had been taking him seriously and immediately clarified

pavitr was embarrassed, hobie mostly found it endearing (but felt a bit guilty that he could’ve gotten this dude he now cared about hurt)

they tutor each other back and forth. hobie helps pavitr with english, since analysis is His Thing (he’s punk, ofc he’s good at thinking critically and reading between lines), and pavitr teaches hobie about higher level math (hobie isn’t enrolled in school. he can barely define what calculus is, let alone do it).

they both know how to sew, and have little sewing sessions together

pavitr teaches hobie to embroider as well—a sewing-adjacent skill hobie wanted to learn but never really found the time for

in turn, hobie teaches pavitr how to make patches. hobie usually paints his, but pavitr opts for embroidery instead

pavitr teases hobie for how much time he spends on his hair. hobie, inversely, teases pavitr on how little time he spends on his hair

pavitr, being super passionate and proud of his culture, loves showing it to hobie. hobie loves seeing it

this means foods, traditions, folktales, common phrases, fashion, you name it? pavitr has raved to hobie about it.

and hobie has listened intently

[dreacky]

I don’t know , I just love them , they’re are so cute and adorable!🥹

It’s hard to draw lips.. gosh!- 💀

[ar0ac3]

Soooooooo... Chaipunk.

This is a good ship name, a great one even! Super short, catchy, rolls off the tongue, so why don't some people like it?

The problem with chaipunk is the 'chai', Pavitr's shipping prefix (or whatever they're called ykwim). Some fans of ATSV are kinda iffed at the fact that Pavitr mentioned chai barely twice, and it became his whole Thing.

I see why people did this, but in reality Pavitr talked about chai for less than 20 seconds in the whole 8 minutes we saw him. That, I don't think, warrants chai being his ship-word.

What should it be?

Gold.

Gold represents Pavitr more as a Person than chai does. Gold is what we think of when we think of 'flawless' or 'perfect'. What is Pavitr most compared to being? Flawless and perfect. Gold. The Golden Boy.

Gold is not only symbolic, it fits well with the ship names we already have, in place of chai, since it's still only one syllable.

Goldpunk, Goldflower, Goldsong (pretty sure song is Gayatri), Goldghost (whatever floats your boat). It's so much more symbolic, descriptive, and representative of Pavitr than chai.

I doubt this'll get much attention, but if you do see this, and somehow read it all, keep it in mind, please!

And just for future reference, I don't mean any offense by this, I don't speak for everyone, and I just want to bring some attention to this topic the only way I know how.

Sorry about the essay, you can resume your mindless scrolling now!

[drizzlingcups]

OKAY OKAY SO——The lines from this fic just keep repeating in my mind like a broken record. The premise is gut wrenching! and super plausible 😭😭 I’m not gonna say anymore, you have to dip your own toes in! I struggle to comprehend the author’s genius 😮‍💨

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[ihareyhis]

Spideys as incorrect quotes

Pavitr: That's ridiculous, Hobie doesn't have a crush on me.

Miles: Yes he does.

Gwen : Yes he does.

Hobie: Yes I do

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Miguel : I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Hobie: You left me, Gwen, Miles, and Pavitr in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Miguel : I did that on purpose, try again

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Gwen : How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Miles: *blushing* I—

Hobie, butting into the conversation: Pavitr is perfect, thanks for asking

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Peni: What’s it like being tall?

Miles: Is it nice?

Gwen : Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Noir : We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Peter. B, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Miguel: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Miles: Who's in charge here?

Peter. B, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest

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Miguel: *speaking Spanish*

Peter. B: I know, I know.

Gwen: You speak Spanish?

Peter. B: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Miguel speaks.

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Gwen: Peter,  what are you doing?

Peter. B: Making chocolate pudding.

Gwen: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Peter. B: Because I've lost control of my life.

Peter. B: Here's your pudding, Miles.

Miles: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Miles: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gwen a little bit.

Pavitr, holding Miles's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Miles: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Pavitr: My mistake.

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Hobie: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Pavitr: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Hobie: You have to teach Miles how to drive.

Pavitr: ...put the band-aid back on.

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Pavitr: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Gwen: *raises hand*

Hobie: *puts Gwens hand down*

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Miles: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Pavitr: I don't know how to do that

Gwen: I don't wear a watch.

Hobie: Time is a construct.