#googlepliers

[an-albino-pinetree]

Blue rolls over onto his back, pulling you into his chest. Yellow crawls in beside you both, as Green joins you on the other side. Red and Bing sort of pile on top of all of you. Much to the chagrin of the other Googles, and there is hushed grumbles shared between their communication link.

[orange-waterfalls]

Gamer Boy Crush

Googleplier Red x reader

ty, albinopines anon for the request

A/N: ALBINOPINES. albinopines my beloved i need you to listen to me. i love you albinopines. anyways the reader’s gamer tag is albinopines cdjsvfge. i feel like it’s important to note that i’ve never played an online shooter ever in my life. all the info I have is from youtube videos. I wrote this under the assumption that Red accidentally played with a group of people who were already friends. Also Googleplier Red is Elliott and he’s an angry bitch but we love that for him. Uhhhhh there’s not much plot to this At All Mr Red just made an online friend and that friend is you. his POV. Who doesn’t develop a crush on their online friends every once and a while? DISCLAIMER: I LOVE BUGSNAX AND HOLLOW KNIGHT I JUST THINK RED WOULD LOOK AT ANYTHING COLORFUL AND CARTOONISH AND TURN AWAY AND ALSO YOU SHOULD PLAY BUGSNAX AND/OR HOLLOW KNIGHT

Enjoy!

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Gamer Boy Crush

Elliott scowled deeply when he heard Oliver laugh from his area of the room. He was so loud and happy all the Goddamn time. It was infuriating. He wouldn’t say that because Lee would get pissed and refuse to tell him how to do the puzzles in Resident Evil (he wasn’t very smart when it came to those). So he had to sit and cope. He clenched his fist and willed himself not to overheat when he heard more laughing from the yellow Android. He walked over to his wall, tempted to punch it, but decided on knocking on it like a door and plopping back down in his chair. He snatched up his controller and put on his headphones. Maybe a game or whatever will calm his nerves.

He scrolled through his games for a bit, knowing he was too angry to properly play anything, but not wanting to play anything cutesy, like whatever the fuck Oliver was trying to make him play. Bugsnax? Hollow Knight? Disgusting.

His eyes landed on a multiplayer shooter. He usually didn’t go for those types, because people fucking suck, but he thought: oh well. It’s been a boring day. So, he opened the game.

“YO WHAT’S GOOD, GAMERS” Someone yelled into their headset the moment he got in. He flinched and immediately took his off. He could still hear him from where it was on his desk.

my guy u r so damn loud keep it the fuck down - he typed in the chat. He heard a “FUCK YOU” from the headset that made him snort.

im taking my headset off - another player typed out.

me 2 - he responded.

The one guy kept yelling and he was starting to get annoyed but the game hadn’t even started. 

albinopines: @xgoogleredx hello :) 

He tilted his head at the message.

xgoogleredx: hey

albinopines: ur name’s cool

xgoogleredx: urs too, albinopines

albinopines: thanks i made it myself

He chuckled a little at the response. 

xgoogleredx: hey so like i haven’t played this game ever i need help

albinopines: it’s ok i’ll help u

He smiled and suddenly he was in the game. He panicked a little, but played as best he could.

They won the first round because he got a lucky headshot, and he couldn’t help but be happy that the rest of the team was happy. He decided to put his headset back on, and--

“HEY GOOGLERED I’M TALKING TO YOU!” Albinopines said loudly into their mic.

“What the FUCK do you want?” He growled. Everyone was silent for a moment.

“You did really good and I’m proud of you,” they said softly. Somebody else laughed and he smiled.

“Thanks.” He sighed.

“Alright let’s fucking GO, BOYS,” They yelled and he took his headset off again. The other players let out a chorus of “LET’S GOOOOO” “GIT ‘ER DONE” “USA, USA” and he was positive he’d never met anyone this excited to play any game ever in his life. He debated in his head for a moment, before putting the headset back on. 

Everyone was messing around during the countdown, including one player just spinning in a circle the whole time and albinopines continuously trying to jump on his head.

“What the fuck are you doing?” He wheezed.

“I’m-I’m tryna make a tactical… decision.” They responded.

“Try-Tryna pull a voltron.” Another person added.

“YE-Yeah a fuckin… V-Voltron. Power Rangers. Just-Just stay still for a second.”

The timer ran out and they were audibly disappointed, but started moving. Everyone was quiet for a bit, and nothing much happened.

“Yo, Red on your left.” Albinopines said quietly. He didn’t understand, so he just kept moving. “Red your left. On your-RED ON YOUR LEFT!” They were increasingly panicked and he turned just in time to get shot in the face by an enemy player.

“DUDE!”

“I SAID ON YOUR LEFT”

“YOU FUCKING IDIOT”

“Hey don’t call my son an idiot”

He laughed loudly at that, and spectated until the next round. He took a deep breath, staring at their operator on the screen, before making a decision.

“Parental figure, I require assistance,”

“WH-Yeah, what is it.”

“How… do I… use… my drone.”

The voice chat erupted with laughter and he felt a small sense of pride.

“WELL, I THINK WE’RE A BIT LATE IN THE GAME FOR THAT BUD…”

He spoke a bit more in this round and was a more active participant in the actual game, making him feel happy. Even when they lost the final round, he wasn’t that unhappy about it. 

And when they lost the next game.

And the next one.

And when they finally won a game, everyone cheered before saying they needed to leave and that it was getting late.

“WAIT wait guys I have an important question.” He said. Everyone quieted. “... how… do I send friend requests.” a series of groans from everyone else.

“Well, you have to--” albino started. And then the screen closed. His eyes widened in horror as he flailed around to look at his computer. 

“Game crashed. Shit happens.” Lee mumbled. Elliott buried his head in his hands. He sighed heavily and stared at his screen for a minute, mourning the loss.

He got a message.

albinopines - hi! sorry about da game. getting disconnected sucks :(

He smirked a bit.

xgoogleredx - would u believe this is my 1st time playing 

albinopines - considering u didn’t kno a basic mechanic i would lmao

xgoogleredx - might delete the game

albinopines - well, i swear its fun once u win multiple times

xgoogleredx - im p sure u r the only person i liked playing with

He widened his eyes when he realized how that sounded.

xgoogleredx - i mean like u and the team

xgoogleredx - like all of u

xgoogleredx - not just u

albinopines - aw ty

albinopines - that y u said person instead of ppl?

He scowled a little, but chuckled. Cheeky fucker.

xgoogleredx - hey

xgoogleredx - fuck you

albinopines - sorry lmaooo

albinopines - pullin out the fully spelled words?

albinopines - r u mad at me? /j

albinopines - but also /srs

xgoogleredx - nah, not really

He sat for a few minutes, waiting for a response. He got a little worried that maybe they thought he was actually upset and wanted to leave him alone. He didn’t want that. He didn’t have any friends (online or in real life) and he was honestly pretty lonely. This was fun. Entertaining. This person entertained him. 

While he stewed in self-pity and doubt, he got a notification.

A friend request from albinopines.

He smiled and took it.

albinopines - hey hey u wanna play minecraft?

xgoogleredx - sure

xgoogleredx - i don’t like the headset, can i only communicate through chat.

albinopines - oh, that’s fine :)

He waited a minute or so before getting an invite and entering the Minecraft world. He smiled at the custom skin squatting and jumping at him repeatedly before copying it. They threw him some wood, a chest, and some meat before jumping off to do something else. He turned his character to look back, and saw a door that presumably led to the interior of their house. Elliott smiled and went to follow albinopines.

--

“What are you doing?” Elliott jumped when he heard one of his ‘brothers’ talk to him. His computer faced Lee’s area, so he always spied on what the red android was doing. Elliott scowled at him.

“Nothing,” He said.

“Who’s ‘albinopines’?” Lee asked, ignoring him.

“Nobody,” Elliott snapped. Lee didn’t say anything else, so he kept playing. Your Minecraft world was coming along nicely. He didn’t really like these kinds of games, but you liked it, so he wanted to play. 

“... that’s not what you mine that with.” Lee said suddenly, making Elliott jump.

“Can you… leave me alone?” He twisted around to look at his green brother.

“Fine, lose the redstone. See if I care.” He went back to trimming a bonsai tree on his desk. Elliott mumbled angrily and turned back to the game. He paused before mining.

He switched to the stone axe and heard Lee chuckle from behind him. He wanted to curse at him, but you typed in the minecraft chat.

albinopines - where art thou

xgoogleredx - underground

xgoogleredx - mining redstone

albinopines - hell yeah!

albinopines - where the stairs

xgoogleredx - what stairs

There wasn’t a response for a while and Elliott thought he might’ve messed up.

albinopines - red

xgoogleredx - ye

albinopines - did u dig straight down

xgoogleredx - ye

Lee barked out a laugh behind him.

xgoogleredx - y?

albinopines - well u can’t come back up 

albinopines - w/o getting rid of all ur cobble

albinopines - and also that’s the worst idea ever

xgoogleredx - o

albinopines - i’ll throw u some dirt dont u worry bab

Elliott smiled at the screen a little. He didn’t like acting weak in any situation, but this was a special case.

xgoogleredx - noises scawy :(

albinopines - u stay right there im comin

xgoogleredx - help

albinopines - pines is on da way

albinopines - voila!

A bunch of dirt suddenly entered his inventory

albinopines - dirt for the noob

xgoogleredx - my savior

He made his way back up the hole.

albinopines - that’ll be all ur redstone pls

He snorted.

xgoogleredx - no

albinopines - u don’t even know what to do w/it

xgoogleredx - it’s mine

albinopine - ill fight u 4 it

xgoogleredx - fine

He equipped his wooden sword. The other equipped a diamond sword and a shield. His eyes widened before they started attacking. He tried attacking back, but died quickly.

“Loooooseeeeer…” Lee teased from his area. Elliott spun around to glare at him. The android had an infuriating smirk on his face as he snipped at the little tree. Elliott turned back around and made his way back to where he died. There was a chest, but the other person was gone.

xgoogleredx - where’s my shit

albinopines - the box, dummy

xgoogleredx - o

xgoogleredx - thanks

albinopines - ooooh gettin’ real late

albinopines - I gotta go

xgoogleredx - aw

xgoogleredx - c u l8r

albinopines - c ya

He exited the world and sighed as he scooted away from his PC. A noise sounded throughout the room, signifying it was time to charge. All 4 androids went into the center and sat on the couch. They all closed their eyes as they were plugged into the wall. Usually, they all were silent as they charged, taking the time to simply recuperate. Usually.

“Someone has a gamer boy crush,” Lee said in a sing-song voice. Elliott’s eyes snapped open and he silently swore he’d murder his brother one of these days. Oliver let out an obnoxiously loud gasp.

“Sorry, are we talking about Elliott? As in… Elliott?” Google asked like he was surprised. 

“Baby’s first online crush!” Oliver laughed. Correction. Elliott swore that he would kill all of his brothers. Slowly. Painfully.

“He’s been talking with albinopines a lot. Even played with them all night one night.” Lee explained. Elliott was now mortified and his eyes were wide. How did he know? WHY did he know? He thought Lee was sleeping. Not that they needed to sleep, but some of them enjoyed sleeping. Like Lee and Oliver. Elliott had done that when he thought they were asleep. Were they not asleep???

“Awwww…” Oliver cooed. If Elliott had blood, he’d be blushing. As it was, it felt like his processor was going to catch on fire and there was steam coming out of his ears.

“Ew.” Google gave him a look he didn’t enjoy.

“I don’t… have a crush.” He said slowly and firmly to get it through their thick heads.

“Please…” Lee snorted, “It’s obvious.”

Elliott sank down in the couch and squeezed his eyes shut, waiting for his brothers to wear themselves out and stop teasing him.

--

Elliott hadn’t heard from you in a bit and he was starting to get worried. Had he come on too strong? Did they get bored of him? What happened? He didn’t want to seem desperate by messaging you first. But he was desperate, and he missed his friend. 

“They’re at work,” Lee said. Elliott rolled his eyes, tempted to just dismiss the statement, but he paused.

“... how do you know that?” He asked slowly. He knew that Lee could just look up the gamer tag and go from there, but he didn’t seem the type. He turned to his brother, who was smiling while gaming away on his Xbox. “Lee.” He called out. Lee glanced at him.

“Hm?” He hummed. Elliott clenched his fist.

“How do you know that?” He repeated. Lee sighed, pausing his game and taking his headset off.

“Do you think I’m just gonna let my brother talk to a stranger on the internet without talking to them first?” He asked smugly.

“You talked to them?!” Elliott all but yelled.

“They said that they have fun playing with you!” Oliver called out. Elliott whipped around to look at Oliver, then back at Lee.

“Also they said that you’re a little weird…” Elliott squinted at him. “Their words.”

“Incorrect, they said that you’re fun to talk to,” Google corrected. Elliott squeezed his eyes shut and buried his face in his hands.

God, he was embarrassed. This was embarrassing. He couldn’t have this one thing? This one thing to himself? 

He heard a sigh from Lee and picked his head up to scowl again.

“Oh, don’t look at me like that,” He rolled his eyes and put his headset back on, continuing the game he was playing, “I’m not their friend. I’m just the protective, nosy brother in their eyes.” Elliott didn’t answer, instead facing his computer. He typed a quick apology message out, before continuously erasing and retyping to make it sound less whiny, less mean, less sad, less anything. Lee huffed a bit.

“‘Hi, sorry for my brothers. They’re nosy and I hate them. Wanna play Minecraft?’” He recited. Elliott froze. He sighed, typing out the message word for word, before sending it. He crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair. He closed his eyes, listening to the small taps of Lee’s controller, Oliver’s humming, and the soft whir of the computer fan. Eventually, he heard the notification sound and looked at his screen.

albinopines - nah, ur good lol. sure i’d love 3

albinopine - *2

He smiled softly, entering the world. As he played, he knew Lee was watching. He’d long since stopped pretending he was playing, as the sounds of the controller stopped, but Elliott didn’t think he minded too much. 

“You can’t mine diamonds with gold, you made that pickaxe for no reason.”

“CAN you PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?”

[dead-golden]

This

One

Pannel.

Has taken too much of my time than it should have

[markiplitessepticeyes]

 Manic Markiplier‘s Pizzeria

Hello? Hello? Welcome to Manic Markiplier’s Pizzeria! You may call me The Host and I’ll be your guide as you start your new job here as the night shift security guard. As you may or may not be aware the Googleplier animatronics will tag team; attacking you and glitching out the camera system, but they are the least of your problems. Darkiplier will hide in the shadows to attack you at your weakest, while Wilford tends to go for the more violent/aggressive route. Oh, and please don’t forget about Dark Chica in the kitchen, if she isn’t feed on time she will get hungry and attack you.  Good luck  on your first couple night because these aren’t the only animatronics... more will likely appear the longer you stay. *chuckles* Have fun.

[ask-the-googlepliers]

To the muse: I don't know you very well, but you seem like an amazing and super bubbly person. V much inhibited with PMA. And to the Googles: Just... please don't kill anyone guys. Remember the primary objective.

Oliver giggled at the anon. “Silly! We don’t kill anymooore~ not when I’m around!”

Red nodded and quickly left to the warehouse hiding his weapon options away.

“Hey Red? Whatcha hiding?” Oliver peaked around the corner and asked, fully knowing what was happening.

“…Just reviewing kitchen utensil options Oli. I promise.” Red gruffed voice was softer talking to the older brother. He sighed and sent a message to Green to scrap the ideas and make them for kitchen use. After all, he wouldn’t break a promise for Oliver.

(Also thanky bubbly I am 🖤🖤)

[tinteacosplay]

The Googles - Headcannons

Ever since the update Google video I got some ideas that The differente colours have different personalities. Just something they keep in secret or something that is different in there behaviour compare to the others. I like to think they are like siblings, and are identical like: quadruplets (because there are 4 of them). We know a bit of the original Google (Blue), but what are they all like? So I gave it a thought... //Lolly

BLUE: Is a bit mean and dosen’t talk much. He is a good listener and like to give advice if needed. He likes his information and website updated and if not, he’ll fix it as soon as possible. Also a hard worker and a perfectionist. He’ll answer fast depending on his current mood. Appsolutely hate spam and stupid questions. If it is a stupid question or not is only up to him to decide.

RED: Is much like the original Google (blue). The thing that separate Red Google from the original Google is that he’s more of a Bing in his behaviour, but not quite. Compare to Blue Google, he can get along with Bing and loves to challenge him. His drive for arguing is higher than the other Google’s. The negative sides: very dirty minded & short temper.

GREEN: Is like a mother, (we could argue about this one but I think it’s cute). As said, he’s just like the original Google (blue), but what separates him form the others is that he’s much calmer. The green one is most human like in behaviour and is a master at baking/cooking, gardening and giving mental/physical support. The negative sides: Very strict & overprotective.

YELLOW: Is the shy and kindest Google. He’s still like the original Google (blue), but is the most outstanding Google of them all just because he is shy. He’s really kind and have the most heart. He shows most emotions of them all and loves to help other people as much as possible. The negative sides: low self-esteem & nervous

[sugarcoveredmoose]

I’m sick and bored so have a headcanon I came up with a couple(?) of days ago

Darkiplier when he’s in one of his rare good not-so-emo moods, likes to crack a shit ton of dark humor jokes. The first time this happens disturbs Wilford because since when did Dark have a sense of humor? Dark sees Wilford’s disturbed and confused face and comments “What? Not your glass of blended fetus, Wil?” and walks off chuckling to himself.  @markiplier  --- Bonus:  Blue,Red, and Green Google are REALLY into Dark’s humor and they often try to crack their own but fail because they end up over explaining and ruining the jokes. Meanwhile Oliver hates that kind of humor because he doesn’t understand what’s so funny about missing limbs. 

[stars-sunsets-and-oliver]

Google’s Love

Okay… so I made some HC’s for Google Green and Google Red so I made a thing.

Pairing: Axel (Google Red) and Nathan (Google Green)

Word count: 786

(Here @ego-protection-squad)

I was sitting alone in my room, charging.  I’d had a rough day, gotten into another fight with Wil.  He loves to provoke me just to make me mad.  He likes watching Nathan scold me for fighting even though it’s never my fault.  It’s my temper, I know it is.  I’ve always had a short fuse.

I hated it when Nathan yelled at me.  He was my- my best friend.  He had been ever since we came to be egos.  I’m glad we did, even if me Nathan, Cyb, and Oliver didn’t always get along I still liked hanging around with them.  Oliver definitely was the most ‘in tune’ with his emotions.  He’s spent the most time working out bugs in his system with them.  Cyb refused to install them at all, Nate had only spent time with the positive ones and I just spent time on some of the ones with the most interesting sounding qualities.

Love, Anger, and Calmness.  I got mad very easily, but I calmed down incredibly easily too.

I had just about finished charging when a loud beep sounded from my system.  I opened my eyes to see none other than the pink brat himself holding the end of my charging cord.

“Whoops, my bad.  Did you need this red face?”  Wil said, smiling.  I’d had it with him.  He’d constantly been making rude remarks about Nate and myself, as well as provoking me nonstop I was done with this.  I pulled a card a never should have.

“W- why don’t you just go kill some of your friends again Colonel.”  I replied angrily.  I watched as the cord fell from his hand in shock and his eyes opened wide.

“I- I never meant too, it was all a joke,”  Wil said dejectedly “Damien?  Celine?”  He shouted, running from the room.  I knew I’d fucked up well before Nate ever got there to yell at me.

I could practically feel the anger radiating off of him as he came into the room.  He was rarely angry, ever.  It only happened when somebody fucked up REALLY badly.  I knew I had.

“HOW COULD YOU?!  WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP AXEL?!” Nathan shouted.

“I-  I’m so sorry Nate I just… I didn’t mean too.”  I said pointlessly.  I sat on the chair next to me, hanging my head.  I couldn’t look at him.  I hated when he was mad at me.  But this was nothing compared to how mad he’d be if he knew how I really felt about him I-

“Are you even listening to me, Axel!?” The green-clad android asked.

“I-”

“First you hurt Wil, now you aren’t even listening to me?! What is up with you today?!”  He shouted angrily.  I felt the tears start to fall, I couldn’t handle it when he screamed at me, not like this.  It hurt more than it should have.  More than it should hurt when you and a best friend argue.  Far more.

“Nate… I didn’t mean to I-”

“You didn’t mean to?” He questioned, “You never mean too!  That’s all I’ve been hearing from you! Why…”  The last word trailed from angry to slightly concerned…  He’d seen my tears.  Damnit.

“Axel are you… crying?”  Nate asked he was mad at himself for making me cry.  I could tell.  I didn’t want him to be mad at himself…

“No, I-”

“Yes, you are Axel.”

“No, it’s just… uh- faulty tear ducts.”

“Ax… talk to me.”

“I just… didn’t mean to hurt Wil and felt bad about it?”  it came out as more of a question.

“Axel!”

“I just hate it when you yell at me.  Cause I-”  I cut myself short, hoping he wouldn’t notice.

“Axel…  Why didn’t you say that before?  I wouldn’t have let Wil get me to yell at you like that if you had.”

“I was just… worried and I was afraid you’d yell at me for not wanting to be yelled at.“  Another lie.  I knew he always knew when I lied but I couldn’t help it.

“Ax,” he sighed in frustration. “Why won’t you just tell me the truth?!”  I couldn’t take it anymore

“Because I’m scared Nate!”

Silence.  I continued with a resigned sigh.

“I’m scared because I feel for you as-” I felt as though I was choking on the words. “As more than a friend.  Because I want more and-”

I was cut off by Nate pressing his lips against mine.  At first I was shocked, almost literally, before my programming kicked in and I kissed back.

Nate pulled back, leaning his forehead against mine, and smiling. He held my hand gently.

“I love you, Axel.”

“I love you too Nate.”