#gorramnit

[dont-open-dead-inside-net]

dressed appropriately for the 90 degree weather and went into a grocery store that had the thermostat set to fifty 

[crewman-six]

... wait, what?!?

How have I only JUST NOW realized that quick reblogs don't include the tags?!?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!

[swimmingferret]

i want to get my stuff out of the oven but my flatmates are in the kitchen >:/

[demonicstain]

I'm at a hotel in China

The wifi is being weird. I can't browse and none of my apps are connecting. The only thing that works is Tumblr..

[trainerdeijs]

Get To Know Your Followers

Tagged by: whooptori (Thanks! I never get tagged in these things ^_^ )

Nickname: Jes, Beast, GoreJes, Nerd, Baka

Birthday: 26th of March (please, no gifts)

Star sign: snek

Gender: cis-male

Sexual orientation: sausage & pepperoni pizza

Height: 175cm

Favorite color: of all Green / combo, orange and purple

Average amount of sleep: 5-12 hours

Last thing I googled: Chrono Trigger figurines 

First thing that comes to mind: Earth Bending

Happy place: Ucello’s (seriously the breadsticks are amazing)

How many blankets I sleep with: Zero, I use a comforter

Favorite book: Ready Player One (i’m both excited and terrified for the upcoming movie)

Favorite band/artist: Lights 

Last movie I saw in theaters: the Gift (it would’ve been Insidious 2, but my date said I couldn’t see it without watching the first one)

Dream job: Having a Depp/Burton relationship with Joss Whedon

What I’m wearing right now: a black Nightmare On Elm Street t-shirt and gray pajama pants with glowing “04″ near my dangly bits

How many people am I supposed to tag? 

sephybaby, queenofanimeandrainbows, hands-off-my-holy-man 

I got to 3 and realized that most of my followers are porn blogs. How the hell did that happen?

[swimmingferret]

What a wonderful day of achieving jackshit.

[msmeiriona]

TUMBLR FIX YOUR SHIT.

[cephalopodqueen]