#got drunk

[gotta-draw-em-all-daily]

Day four hundred thirty one 431 Glameow

[pulptrash]

[frownyalfred]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Alfred Pennyworth/inanimate object, mentioned Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne Characters: Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent (mentioned), sexy alien fertility statue Additional Tags: i'm not gonna lie i have no idea how to tag this, alfred fucks, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Inanimate Objects, until they animate wink wink, Alien Culture, Vaginal Sex, Alien Rituals, Mildly Dubious Consent, Old Age, is he hot? yes, but he's also like in his 60's, and i stand by that, Hand Jobs, Dream Sex, or was it??, Pagan Gods, actually very tender smut tbh, Fluff and Smut, Porn With Plot, minimal plot, but i tried, i didn't make my beta read this because that would be cruel, The Author Regrets Nothing Summary:

In hindsight, Alfred really shouldn’t have touched the statue.

[donotpercieveme123]

redraw of my favourite screencap of madara 

[alstublieft]

had a very interesting evening...

goodnight folks xxx

[timetravellingshinigami]

I know Michael Waldron said that they couldn't shoot many scenes because of Covid

But I don't think it's that hard to show one scene where Loki ate a sandwich 😞

[tonight-you-belong-to-me]

[maedre13]

i think i fell for Ulysses the moment I first heard this line

Shortly after the war, our hero conceived some ill-thought-out revenge on Poseidon Industries, one of the architects of the conflict. Decided to steal something from them. The perfect diamond at the heart of the Cyclops: the industrial laser in Poseidon’s flagship workshop. Wasn’t a great plan. Just got drunk and walked in.

What an icon.