You are my ticket into the Danville Dog Show!
And together, we will make them pay for all I've suffered.
Onlyson became an award winning show dog, bringing my father fame and fortune.
While I was forced to be the lawn gnome. You- you remember that story, right?
Um... no, Doof. If you thought you were talking to an actual dog, then the dog wouldn't remember that story. This comment only makes sense if you knew you were talking to Perry all along. Which you later claim you didn't know:
Oh, and if your father had fame and fortune, then why would those be "lean times" for him, and why would your lawn gnome be repossessed, as you previously claimed?

















