#gralunachat

[gralunaisland]

An Insult to juvia's (Lack of) Intelligence

*Lucy and Gray happily eating lunch together* juvia, across the guild hall: ohhh Gray-samaaaaaaa Gray: quick hide me juvia: *flounces over* Lucy, deadpan: sorry, Gray's not here at the moment juvia: *watches Gray unsuccessfully struggle to fit under the tiny table* you blonde bimbo, he's right there! Gray: *muffled* no i'm not Lucy, still deadpan: no he's not

[gralunaisland]

Gray: Hey, Juvia.

Juvia: Yes my darling?

Gray: Stop attacking Lucy for no reason.

Juvia: And suddenly I can't hear.

Hahaha this is too good!!!

But also terrible.

But only because juvia sucks and actually acts like this.

Very accurate text post, Anon, thank you so much for sharing!

[gralunaisland]

An Average juvia Conversation

juvia: *being a b*tch to Lucy as usual* Gray: hey juvia *beckons* c'mere juvia: G-G-Gray-sama?? is this a proposal to juvia?? Gray: c'mere so I can beat your *ss juvia: ... juvia: that's so hot!! Gray, to Lucy: one of these days i'm going to end her i swear Lucy: *casually being throttled by juvia* can that day be today

[gralunaisland]

juvia: Gray, I'd do anything for you!

Gray: Really? (Sitting with Lucy)

juvia: Really!

Gray: Then could you leave us?

juvia: *does not compute.*

Pfft, I love me a savage Gray.

Too bad he's too nice to ever actually be savage towards her... juvia doesn't deserve his benevolence whatsoever.

And oooof course it doesn't compute in juvia's brain because she doesn't have one!

Thanks for such a fun chat post!