#grammar memes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[superbeans89]

Me: But how will my readers know when a character is about to talk?

The resplendent speech mark:

[these-words-like-violence]

Articles are as important as commas because someone on Discord posted the most delicious description of creamy, garlic, smashed red-skinned potatoes, and someone replied: "These are the shit." But my brain skipped over the word "the" in their reply, and I was about to respond with outrage.

[symphony-calamity]

Fairy: can I have your name?

Me, completely oblivious but deciding to be a bitch about grammar: I don’t know, can you?

Fairy: *sulks off, disappointed*

[hahaha-darn-it]

grammarly speed hacking at my emphasis-adding words such as "really" and "totally" be like:

[mytasteinmemes]

[classics-cassandra]

(The 5th is actually my favourite declension but 5 declensions is just too many)

[iceybiwriter]

Me writing in my head: Her golden locks flowed across her shoulders and down her back like water flows in a river, almost glowing in the early morning sunlight.

Me when it's actually time to write: Yellow hair look nice.