Dec 22, 2018
REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 17,028: “Structurally unsound mince pies.”
#Daily Telegraph#Mince pies#Structurally unsound#Deep#Ha!#More deep than filled#The FOOLS#Spot the sarcastic quote marks#Pie design#Flatter and larger#Tony’s got schematics#Data on structural integrity tests#Spreadsheets#Graphs and everything#But will Big Pie listen?#WILL THEY HELL#That fucker Kipling has it all stitched up#The BASTARD