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‪REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 17,028: “Structurally unsound mince pies.” ‬

#Daily Telegraph #Mince pies #Structurally unsound #Deep #Ha!#More deep than filled #The FOOLS #Spot the sarcastic quote marks #Pie design #Flatter and larger #Tony’s got schematics #Data on structural integrity tests #Spreadsheets #Graphs and everything #But will Big Pie listen?#WILL THEY HELL #That fucker Kipling has it all stitched up #The BASTARD

“When I was the same age as these millennials, all I had to get me through tough times was hard work and the willingness to forsake luxuries. Oh, and a thriving economy, jobs with actual long-term prospects and house prices that weren’t astronomically out of reach of the average wage. Those helped too.”

#Daily Express #Bloody millennials #Young people #With their bleating #And their moaning #Okay so house prices are laughably out of reach of the average wage #And the economy is stagnating #And many jobs are short term or zero hours #And wealth is increasingly concentrated in the hands of a tiny percentage of the population #But will they give up their fancy phones?#Will they hell #It’s like they’re not even trying #The feckless BASTARDS #My money #Ladies and gentlemen #I present to you #Pulling up the ladder behind me #A story in three paragraphs

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