#grumpy bruce

[out-of-context-batfam]

JLA: Secret Files #1

[the-last-twin-of-krypton]

Bruce, walking with batmom in Metropolis: ugh, it's Clark.

Batmom: huh?

Bruce, a little loud: Good morning Clark, you look very mature today.

Clark: *waves* ah! Good morning Bruce, good to see you're out of Gotham by noon!

Lois: *rolls her eyes at her husband and makes eye contact with Batmom from across the street*

[d3dans]

I'm 3 seconds away from just walking out an no one will ever hear from me again

[d3dans]

my dads main reasoning for anything that's "wrong" is "how would you feel if I _______"

everything

"how would you feel if I ran off to marry a man"

"how would you feel if I painted my nails"

"how would you feel if I blah blah blah blah blah blAH"

shut up

[d3dans]

so today my mother asked me why my leg hairs stopped growing at a specific spot and i replied with "I'm not sure"

but of fucking course the first thing that came out of her stupid mouth was "You shouldn't grow hair"

like seriously leG HAIR IS NATURAL IT IS SUPPOSE TO GROW I CANNOT STOP IT FROM GROWING NOT LIKE I'D WANT IT TOO HOLY SHIT???

[d3dans]

"your mother did all the googling she knows what shes doing and she talked tto a professional at petco"

but fUCKIN??? THEY KEEP THEM IN TINY TINY LITTLE CONTAINERS I DONT THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEYR E DOIGN,,??

[d3dans]

im literally so mad I might fucking beat my face in

[d3dans]

Who the fuck

comes home

and the first thing they do

is pick on their first child

who the fuck does that

who fucking decides "IM GOING TO SCREAM AT MY CHILD I'VE SENT TO A THERAPIST BEFORE AS WELL AS TIED TO A BED BECAUSE THEY THREATENED SUICIDE LIKE A "BRAT" BECAUSE IM IN A SHITTY MOOD" is a good idea