Grunckle Stan: Dipper. You drive.
Dipper: Are you serious?!
Grunckle Stan: I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice because an even louder little voice is screaming "LET THE 12-YEAR-OLD DRIVE!!!"
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Raz: Well, I made this bracelet for you.
Lili: I'm not really a jewelry person.
Raz: You don't have to wear it-
Lili: No. I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Coraline: This is...so dumb.
Raz: (On her shoulders) The higher I am, the better I can see.
Coraline: You can-you can lift yourself with your mind.
Raz: Hush now, Coraline. I am searching.
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Dipper: WHY AM I NOT UNCONSCIOUS YET?!
Lili: You need your brain to touch your skull in order to pass out.
Dipper: Are you saying I've got a small brain?
Lili: No. But I am saying you have a massive, clinically oversized, monumental head.
Dipper: Is it really that big?
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Shadow: I think we need to kill this guy, Coraline.
Coraline: Damn.
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Loboto: How'd you say you got there?
Lili: We didn't. Beat it, creep.
Loboto: I'll figure it out.
Raz: But Loboto, If you go there, you'll lose your memories!
Loboto: What memories? I'm like a goldfish over here.
Lili: In what way exactly?
Loboto: Hm? Oh hello little girl. Where am I?
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Soos: You think the wind is ever trying to tell us something and we don't know how to hear it anymore?
(...)
Grunckle Stan: I just need you to stop saying odd shit.
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Raúl: If I went missing for like a week, do you think you'd be alarmed? Or-?
Kat: I-I think so.
Raúl: That's-that's nice. I didn't think you'd be alarmed. I'd think-
Kat: You're my friend.
Raúl: I don't like how you said that. You said it with-
Kat: You're my friend.
Raúl: Why are you yelling at me?!
Kat: You're my friend!
