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[hermitagereheadcanons]

Skizz doesn’t visit the hermitcraft server too often, but when he does, it almost guarantees that Gem will be little. Can you blame her though? Dude is super comforting, ultimate dad vibes and he calls her Gemstone!!! How could she possibly stay big!

I can definitely see how she'd struggle to stay big around him - he's super silly!

[hermitagereheadcanons]

After hearing on the Imp and Skizz podcast how much of a mentor Skizz was to him, and that Skizz sometimes calls his son by Imp's name on accident, I can't get caretaker Skizz and Little Impulse out of my head.

Like, sometimes Impulse just wants to be taken care of and guided like the old days (whatever the Minecraft version of that part of their lives would be), and he's feeling small and soft and sensitive, and Skizz is all over that. He totally takes it on like it's nothing. Toys, playtime, snacks, the whole shebang. Skizz is also super protective of lil Imp. Nothing and no one is going to hurt the little as long as he can help it.

There's a level of comfort that comes from being around someone you've known for that long. Skizz knows Impulse well, and knows how to make sure he feels safe. Impulse is comfortable enough to let Skizz know when he needs that.

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Impulse regressing around zits crew head canons!

He's cheery and giggly as a little, very easily entertained by his friend's antics. He's also entertained by his own mischief, which doubles while small. There's nothing like seeing his friends react to his pranks or silliness.

Zits love how silly he can get, even if sometimes it means him spooking them or making messes. Sometimes during a good day, they can get him to tire himself out on giggles and make naptime easy.

This is good bc his overworker tendencies as an adult transfer over as a very restless and curious kiddo who Hates being told to stop what he's doing unless the new thing is equally or more interesting.

He's also extra sensitive. Poor baby cries easily. He's not big on cuddles unless it's with a stuffie or blankets, but he likes being picked up, even though big Impulse gets embarrassed by it. Lil Impy NEEDS positive reinforcement and delights over making people happy and helping, so naturally if someone gets upset with him, his whole day is ruined.

Grumpy baby Impulse comes about from: too much teasing, not enough sleep, things not working how he wants them to, etc.

Skizz and Tango are his "uncles". Zed isn't exactly opposed to the term for himself, but it does make him feel old. Skizz is actually fairly paternal about it, he can get protective over lil Impy- which Tango thinks is funny and endearing- but he IS still a best friend and as such is obligated to tease the little guy, albeit in a gentler way.

Joker (from jits streams) eventually is let in on it and he's more of an older sibling figure who is constantly encouraging Impulse's mischief. There's a bit going on where Joker also gets put in time out for things despite not being regressed himself, which everyone gets a laugh out of, and it keeps Impulse from always listening to his bad influence.

I'm gonna be giggling about Joker being put in time out for ages. I can imagine him protesting, all indignant, and Impulse giggling hysterically when Tango and Skizz add 5 more minutes to his time out for backtalk.

[hermitagereheadcanons]

Hermitcraft is the biggest server of regressors. Partially because of how caring everyone is, as opposed to something like DSMP or 2B2T where it’s everyone for themselves. As such, Xisuma has put extra effort into making sure his hermits are safe and comfortable regressing wherever they may be. Specifically somewhere like MCC, where the high emotions can cause involuntary regression and panic attacks. Thankfully, the MCC people are more than happy to accommodate him.

MCC is known for being neutral, safe ground for everyone involved, so you just know the crew reprimands anyone who gives the Hermits odd looks for regressing in public.

[hermitagereheadcanons]

Mumbo nice comes by to visit and finds baby grian (5) and etho (3). When mumbo finds them she's busy fussing over them and making cookies with them

Cute!

[hermitagereheadcanons]

I know that this isn’t entirely hermitcraft, but Grian and Taurtis? Best siblings regressed <333 Whoever’s watching them definitely has their hands full with two regressed troublemakers

Sometimes Grian sneaks him into the server, and everyone knows within mere minutes because the two of them can't stop giggling.