#hal's posts

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me: hey which Flash is this? author: uh... Barry I guess? I haven't really decided me: ...okay but this Flash has Wally's personality

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you know, I've been thinking about allistic people and their tendency to frame autism as inherently consisting entirely of "deficit". so I decided to write a short essay describing the neurotypical experience in the same dismissive tone, language and mindset as they describe us, so maybe they can understand how it feels.

please keep in mind that the tone of this is a joke, and that you should not take this as a personal attack if you are allistic.

/begin essay

I really pity allistic people. they're sooo silly. they'll read so much into the silliest thing, and it's not even anything worth talking about! it's just one sentence, and they're reading implications into it that wasn't even there! and of course, they'll never know what a special interest's like! like... ugh, can you imagine how empty their lives are, without a special interest? how do they know what they want to do with their lives? they can barely communicate properly anyway, so it's not like we'd ever know what's inside their heads. what, talk to one? wow, it's like you don't know that allistic people don't actually communicate, they're just making mouth noises to signal emotions. nothing they say has actual meaning.

/end essay

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When The Waves Drag You Down Below(Ch2 Released June 30!)

Beast the Primordial/DCU Crossover

AU Level: Complete Alternate Setting With Characters And Organizations Re-Imagined

Main Characters: Hal Jordan, Barry Allen

Other Major Characters: Jo Mullein, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, Wally West, others who have yet to appear

Ships: Hal Jordan/Barry Allen(HalBarry, established marriage at story start), Eobard Thawne/Barry Allen(EoBarry, divorced at story start)

Genre: Horror/Romance/Angst/Urban Fantasy

Tags(more to be added): Blood and Gore, Blood and Violence, Horror, Urban Fantasy, Supernatural Elements, Monster Hunters, Storms, Barry Allen Needs A Hug, Barry Allen is Wally West's Biological Parent, Kid Wally West, Married Barry Allen/Hal Jordan, Beast Barry Allen, Monster Hunters Green Lantern Corps, Monster Hunter Hal Jordan, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship, Disability/Disabled Characters, Blind Barry Allen, Nonbinary Barry Allen, Barry Allen Uses They/Them Pronouns, Genderfluid Hal Jordan, Amputee Hal Jordan, Barry Allen Has Panic Attacks, Barry Allen Has Anxiety, Wally West Has ADHD

Featuring: A lot of disabled characters written by a disabled author, several queer and nonbinary characters written by a queer author, and a focus on Green Lantern and Flash characters.

Premise: Hal is a monster hunter, Barry is an extremely reluctant nightmare monster, and even after four years of marriage, neither of them know about the other's secret. This can only end well.

Unfinished(No Ending Planned, Updates Planned)

Link to Chapter One: link

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I just love it when programs completely break the second I fire up a screenreader /sarcastic

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I probably should have stopped drinking that pepsi before bits of the cup started coming off

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update: we did not suffocate, even if we feel like suffocating now

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according to the numbers, we have written 30% of Blind Barry Allen fics(3/10), 52% of Nonbinary Barry Allen fics(15/29) and 100% of Amputee Hal Jordan fics(1/1) on Ao3

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having the urge to write more visually impaired nonbinary Barry. I don't know where I'd put it, or what I'd do with them, but. come on.