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He took his life. It broke her heart.

Haled: Papi, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project.

Papi: ....You really don’t have to do that.

Haled: I know.

Haled: That’s what makes me so nice.

I’m not sure why everytime Haled sings My Funny Valentine wasn’t included in The Band’s Visit, but I’m definitely not at all bitter

Tewfiq: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are–

Haled, sobbing: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack!

Haled: They’re going to say to you, “Papi, you can’t hear women when they speak. You’re never going to get a girlfriend.”

Haled: What will you say back?

Papi, mumbling: “I can’t hear you.”

Haled: Exactly!!

Haled: You suck.

Tewfiq: Insuboordination!

Haled: Sir, you suck, sir.

Papi: Can I ask a dumb question?

Haled: Better than anyone I know.

Papi: Why are we laying on the ground?

Haled: You got nervous and passed out so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

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