#papi tbv

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male roles that i think should be played by women more often:

orpheus (hadestown)

benny (in the heights)

usnavi de la vega (in the heights)

jd (heathers)

sky (mamma mia)

romeo montague (romeo and juliet)

emmett forrest (legally blonde)

ageus (medea)

emcee (cabaret)

jack kelly (newsies)

shrek (shrek the musical)

tony wyzek (west side story)

papi (the band's visit)

pippin (pippin)

sky masterson (guys and dolls)

[incorrecttbv]

Waiter: What can I get you?

Julia: A chocolate milkshake with two straws, please.

Papi, blushing: Aw, Julia–-

Julia, sticking both straws into her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

[shotbyafool]

i hear the sea!

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Dina: I’m bisexual.

Papi: I thought you were Israeli.

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Haled: Papi, now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project.

Papi: ....You really don’t have to do that.

Haled: I know.

Haled: That’s what makes me so nice.

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Papi, vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine: Everything in the world is my fault

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Papi: What the heck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Haled: What the hell do you do?

Papi: I die? What kinda question-

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happy valentine’s day from this absolute dumbass