#halfred

[frownyalfred]

halfred continuation of love comes quickly when? 👁️👁️

If I don't post the ASOH sequel soon I think I will genuinely explode. I gotta stop getting distracted by shiny things....also the idea that Alfred would ever take Bruce's sloppy seconds is SENDING ME.

[cottonfluffswirl]

Woah, what are you thinking about, Daisy?

[ilythedude]

[facethemuses]

I think I saw you mention Hal Jordan/Alfred once. I’m curious how you came up with that, if it was you?

@frownyalfred 's anons here on tumblr suggested it!! i'm just the one who took off running and then wrote 10k for a crackship.

it was a slow descent of "which justice league member would flirt with alfred to piss off bruce" to "let's start shipping alfred and hal"

[facethemuses]

and if I do actually write the halfred fic, what then?

[ilythedude]

[ilythedude]

@angel-blitz MY TABLET STORAGE CANT HANDLE A FULL COMPLATION THIS IS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE

[facethemuses]

it started with a whisper

by facethemuses

summary:

Tim stared at the syrup, now nearly running over his plate. His brain felt a little bit like it was short circuiting. He set down the decanter, and turned back to Duke.

“Sorry, I must actually have that concussion. I thought you just said you thought Alfred had a hickey.”

“Woah,” Jason said behind them, setting down his duffle bag, “The fuck are you two talking about?”

Duke turned around, “I know I’m a little newer here and all, but I wasn’t aware Alfred dated, like ever.”

Jason snorted, sliding into a chair at the table, “He doesn’t. He’s hasn’t dated anyone even when Bruce was a kid.”

“Well,” Duke hummed, “There must be a ghost giving people hickeys in the manor.”

or the five times people tried to find out who alfred and hal were dating + the one time someone already knew

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