Phillip: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Eliza: Sure they are!
Phillip: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Eliza: Okay.
Phillip: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake.
Eliza:
Phillip: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Eliza: *crying* Phillip, please stop-
Alexander: No, continue, please.










