Misplaced Quotes: Hamilton Edition #1
John Laurens: Alexander, I love you.
Alexander Hamilton: *Hesitating* I...I-
Elizabeth Schuyler: But Alexander I also love you!
John Laurens *to Hamilton*: But now two of us love you. Who will you choose?
Hamilton: *Straightforwardly* Why don’t we all just f**k each other?
*John and Eliza stare at Hamilton in disbelief*
Hamilton: Yeah, this one big f**kpile?
Eliza: ....Eh, okay.
John: Sounds good to me.
Ben Franklin: *Cheerfully* And so, American Revolutionary War love triangles were solved forever!
Inspired by this fanfic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/20153440















