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Yoga Boner (Daveed Diggs x Reader)

Okay, so I just watched a music video that Daveed did a while ago and I’m fucking screaming. W h a t d i d i j u s t w i t n e s s. Its called Yoga Boner and ya’ll just need to watch it. Smh.

Warning: Cursing, sexual references, light smut? (I’ve never written smut before, so I’m just gonna start out with just light smut for now.

Next chapter?: Probably not.

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You were wheezing, tears already coming out of your eyes and streaming down your face. You tried catching your breath as you wrapped your arms around your stomach.

“Jas, what the fuck did you just show me?” You looked at your friend, your voice hoarse from your immense laughter. 

“I don’t know, I found this in my recommended,” she laughed. You raised a brow.

“What kind of shit are you watching for that to be in your recommended?”

“No shit like that, that’s for sure!” You both broke out into another laughing fit as  Daveed and Anthony walked into the apartment.

“What are ya’ll laughing at?” Anthony plopped himself beside Jas and wrapped an arm around her. He took one look at the screen and started laughing along with you guys.

“What are ya’ll laughing at?” Daveed walked over and looked at the screen. His face dropped and you could faintly see a blush creep up onto his face. “Why are you guys watching that?” You shook your head.

“No, the question is why are you in it?” Ant and Jas nodded in agreement. Daveed sighed.

“It was a hard time for me okay? I was trying to get people to notice my rapping skills.” You rolled your eyes.

“So you decide that a good way to do that is to rap about how you got a boner looking at girls doing yoga?” Daveed groaned. After some more teasing, Jas and Ant left, leaving you and your boyfriend alone. As you got ready for bed, you hatched a plan.

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“Y/n?” Daveed called as he walked in the next afternoon. “Y/n, where are you?” He found you on a yoga matt in the center of the living room, doing odd poses. He sighed, knowing what you were trying to do. 

“You’re still not over that video?” he asked as he set his bags down. You looked at him and smiled.

“What video?” “You know what video, Y/n.”

“I don’t believe I do. Now leave me be, I need to concentrate.” Daveed rolled his eyes and took a seat on the couch in back of you. ‘Perfect,’ you thought. You went into the downward dog position, waving your ass a little as you watched him from between your legs. You only saw him glance up once and then look back  down. You decided to take it up a notch.

You took your leggings and shirt off, leaving you in small underwear shorts and a sports bra. You got back down on your fours to do the cat and cow pose. Daveed still didn’t budge. So you pretended to struggle with downward dog.

“Daveed?”

“Hm?”

“Do you think you could help me with this?” you asked innocently. He sighed and got up.

“With what?”

“Well stand behind me and push me down so my heels don’t rise while I do downward dog.” At this point, you knew that he knew what you were doing but you wanted to see how far you could push him. He did as told, setting himself up behind you. He gently pushed your lower back down, forcing your feet to be completely flat on the ground. This also caused your butt to come into contact with his crotch. You winced at the stretch, but you couldn't help but smirk when you felt something hard on your ass. 

 "Um Y-y/n? How long do I need to do this for?" 

"Not sure, but don't let go just yet." He let out a groan but continued to push you down. You wiggled your rump a little causing Daveed to let out a grunt. After about two minutes of standing there, you stood up and turned to Daveed and placed a kiss on his cheek. 

"Thanks babe," you smiled sweetly. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going to take a nice shower." You felt him grab your wrist as you tried to walk past him. He growled in your ear. 

"Only if you let me join." 

 Looolololololol still crying over that vid; anyway hope y'all enjoyed💓

ALSO THANK YOU FOR 100 NOTES (thats literally the most I’ve gotten on anything that I’ve posted)

                             - A-a-ron (aka hamiltrashitty)

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Movie Premiere (John Laurens x Reader)

Warnings: Sexual references and cursing. Also Johnny-boi gets jealous. Also this probably has mistakes. I was too lazy to proofread whoops

Next Chapter?: Yup

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“Calm down John!” you laughed as your boyfriend basically dragged you down to the car, you hardly being able to keep your balance in your heels.

“Calm down?” John turned to you. “How could I be calm? The movie that everyone is talking about right now; the movie that my baby stars in is about to start! How could I be calm?” You rolled your eyes as you got into the limo and fixed your disheveled hair.

“I’ve been in movies before John.”

“But this is different!”

“How so?” “Because you star in it. Duh?”

“I’ve starred in many others. Duh?” John stuck his tongue out at you and fastened his seatbelt.

“Whatever.”

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A gentleman dressed in a bright red uniform opened the door to the limo for you and John. You got out first, only stopping to reach for John’s hand. He happily grabbed onto it and followed you out of the car. Even though the camera lights nearly blinded you, you still smiled at the cameras and hugged a few fans. John stood by your side through it all, just happy that you were so successful. 

When you finally made it down the not-so-original red carpet and into the the theatre, you heard a familiar voice call out to you.

“Y/n, darling!” It was Jackson, your co-star (who also happened to be your lover in the film) walked over to you. He sported a very flashy purple tux with a matching tie clipped onto his white collar shirt that he had under. He flashed you one of his famous smiles.

“Hey Jack!” You pulled away from John to hug your friend. You and Jack only talked for a little before John coughed, which meant he wanted attention. You took a step back to stand with your boyfriend. John took this as a chance to wrap his arm around your waist and pull you closer to him.

“Jack, this is John. John, Jack.” Jack beamed at John and put his hand out for John to shake. John hesitated, but shook his hand.

“It’s so nice to finally meet the guy that Y/n has been fucking.” You nearly choked and playfully swat at Jack’s arm. John however lifted his head higher with pride.

“It’s finally nice to meet the guy that Y/n has been fucking on camera.” It was Jack’s turn to choke and all you could do was face palm.

“You guys are ridiculous,” you chuckled. You looked at Jack. “Well, we should probably be heading to our seats.” Jack nodded.

“Oh, true! I’ll have to introduce you to my date later!” With that, Jack ran off to God knows where. You turned to John.

“Really?”

“What?” John put his hands up in mock surrender. “The dude asked for it, I bet he’s jealous that I get to actually fuck you.” Your eyes widened and you swatted at John’s chest.

“First of all, you’re both disgusting. Second, no he’s not.” John raised a brow.

“And how would you know that?”

“He’s gay.”

“Oh.”

Oh John.

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Finally Satisfied (Alexander Hamilton x Angelica Schuyler) Part 1

Part 1! I’m not 100% sure that I’ll do a part 2 though.

Warnings: Nada

Time Period: Hamiltime

Summary: This is what would have happened if Alexander chose Angelica       instead of Eliza.

I winced as Peggy tightened her corset one last time before tying the strings into a neat little bow. I took a deep breath and turned to my little sister.

“What do you think?” I asked nervously Peggy smiled up at me and gave me a thumbs up.

“You look great!” I smiled gratefully to her. I was very nervous for some reason. Sure, I’ve been to many balls because of my father’s status, but I felt like something was going to happen. Something good and I wanted to make sure that I looked my best. Peggy’s reassuring smile definitely helped me to calm down.

“Thank you, now we must get going!” Peggy could only let out a gasp as I practically dragged her out of the house and into the carriage where Eliza and our father were waiting.

“About time!” Eliza giggled. I stuck my tongue out at Eliza, ignoring our father’s disapproving stare. 

“I was trying to make sure that I look nice!” she shot back. Eliza rolled her eyes. 

“Everyone already loves you, no need to put in any actual effort.” 

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When the carriage pulled up to the Washington's home, we all stepped out. George Washington himself, along with his wife greeted everyone as they walked into their home. As we were walking up to the front door, my father leaned down to say something in my ear.

“Angelica, please,” he whispered. “Find someone tonight. It’s about time that you get married.” I sighed and nodded, knowing that this was not the time or the place to argue with him. I had so much that I wanted to do that marriage was the last thing on my mind. My father knew this, but he told me that this “attitude” was unacceptable and that if I didn’t find someone to marry on my own, he would find someone for me. 

I walked ahead with my sisters while our father talked with some of his friends. We stood at the top of ballroom and looked down at all of the people dancing and socializing. I noticed quite a few faces turn and look up at us, so I smiled and led my sisters down the long flight of stairs. When we got to the bottom, we split up, and as soon as we did I heard a voice behind me.

“You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied.” I turned to come face to face with a young man. He lacked height, but his good looks made up for it. Although he was undeniably handsome, I was slightly irritated by his statement. 

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean,” I shot back.

“You’re like me. I’m never satisfied.” I raised a brow.

“Is that right?”

“I have never been satisfied.” He took my hand and gently placed a kiss on it. It was almost impossible to hide the blush threatening to make its way up on my cheeks. 

“My name is Angelica Schuyler.” He flashed me a smile brighter than the sun itself.

“Alexander Hamilton.”

“Where’s your family from?” I saw his smile falter as he fidgeted a little. 

“Unimportant, there’s a million things I haven’t done. Just you wait,” he said confidently. I was going to ask him another question when a freckled man about his height came over and whispered something into Alexander’s ear. He turned back to me.

“It was a honor to meet you. Hopefully we meet again tonight.” With that he left with his friend, leaving me both flustered and frustrated. Unsure of how to feel, I looked around for at least one of my sisters. I found Peggy first and I walked over to her. The man she was talking with nodded to her before walking off. She turned to me.

“Is there something wrong, Angelica?”

“Angelica!” Eliza suddenly whispered in my ear causing me to jump a little. I turned to her.

“Yes?” She pointed over to a group of four men who were by the food. 

“What about them?” 

“That one, with the low ponytail and he’s the shortest one!” That’s when I realized who she was talking about. Alexander. 

“Oh, I see him,” I replied. Eliza nodded and smiled up at me. 

“That one is mine!” It was incredibly hard to keep the smile on my face. 

“Are you sure?” I asked, hoping that she would change her mind. Unfortunately, she nodded. I took a deep breath.

“Wait here,” I smiled at her lovingly before making my way over to the man. It was clear that Eliza was completely smitten and I knew what I had to do. I gently tapped his shoulder. He turned and I could have sworn that I saw his eyes brighten.

“Hello again,” he took my hand and kissed it once more. I smiled kindly and grabbed his hand. 

“Where are you taking me?” “I’m about to change your life.”

“Then by all means lead the way.”

I led him up to my sister, who’s cheeks were a bright shade of pink.

“Elizabeth Schuyler. It’s a pleasure to meet you,” she smiled. Alexander gave her a friendly smile. 

“Its a pleasure to meet you,” he answered. I shifted uncomfortably when he didn’t take her hand and kiss it like he had done with mine. Eliza shifted as well, but continued to try and make conversation. 

“Thank you for all of your service.”

“If it takes fighting a war for your sister and I to meet, it will have been worth it.” My heart dropped. He didn't want her, he wanted me and he made it abundantly clear. Alexander turned to me.

“Would you care to dance?” I looked over to my sister who just gave a small nod and smiled. I looked back at Alexander and nodded.

“I’d love that.”

Hope you enjoy! <3 

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Stay Alive (Philip Hamilton x Reader)

Summary: You are diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and you have approximately four months left to live. (Please do not read if you are sensitive to this type of stuff.)

Warnings: Cursing and angst bitches

Modern

1057 words. I'm quite proud of myself.

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It's been three months. Three months since you were diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. It started with a series of fevers and unintentional weight loss. You thought nothing of it, "everyone gets fevers" you said. You thought that the fevers were also the reason for your weight loss.

After the fevers passed, you found yourself waking up in pools of your own sweat. At some point it was almost impossible for you to gain any weight, and your boyfriend, Philip insisted that you go to the doctor. Reluctantly, you did and they conducted a blood test on you. You never expected the results to come back the way that they did.

"Babe!" Philip called as you opened the front door to your shared apartment. "Your sister called and she said that you need to go in to get your results." You dropped your grocery bags off  in the kitchen and turned to your beloved boyfriend.

"Wouldn't she just send the results through the mail or something?" you asked, raising a brow. Philip shrugged.

"I dunno, but she said to come in asap."

You called your sister and scheduled an appointment for the next day. That's when she gave you the news. Philip had offered to go with you, but you politely declined his offer. He only shrugged and went back to watching tv.

"Y/n, dear. Take a seat please," she gave you a sad smile as you walked into the small room. You took a seat in one of the the cushioned chairs in the room and looked up at your doctor.

"So you have my results, Doctor?" you teased. She simply nodded and took a deep breath before replying.

"Yes Y/n and it wasn't good." You gave her a confused look. She took another deep breath. "Y/n, you have stage 4 cancer." Your stomach dropped. You didn't hear anything that she said after that. All you knew was that you were dying, with about four months to live.

Your drive home was quick. Before you knew it, you were on the couch quietly waiting for Philip to get home from work so that you could share the heartbreaking news.

"Hey baby," Philip placed a kiss on your forehead before hanging his coat up. "What were the results?"

"Philip," you began, trying to keep your voice from breaking. "I'm dying." Philip whirled around and looked at you.

"W-What?" his voice cracked. You knew that the news had shattered him and it hurt you to know that.

"I have stage 4 cancer and about four months to live."

Your sister tried non-stop to get you on chemo.

"Y/n, why are you so against chemo?" she asked. "You could add four more months to the three that you have left. It'll give us a chance to try and stop it from taking over your body." You shook your head.

"No Margret." She pleaded with you to give it a chance, but to no avail. You wanted to go out with dignity and grace, not the frail mess that you felt chemo would make you. Your doctor said that everyone reacts differently to it, but you still refused.

That was two months ago and after that you and Philip traveled the world together. You had just gotten back from France in time for another appointment. You were getting weaker and tired more easily. You knew that your end was coming. Your trip to the doctor re-enforced that.

Philip was still begging you to try out chemo, but at that point it was too late. One day Philip came home to you laying in the bathroom unconscious. He rushed you to the hospital to find out that the cancer had completely taken over your body. You were hospitalized.

"Y/n?" he called. "I'm home." He looked in the empty living room. You were always in there when he got home, so this confused him. He looked around the apartment before he finally looked into the bathroom connected to your shared room. You were lying there in a pool of your own sweat and vomit.

"Y/n!" he cried as he picked you up and tried to clean you up. When you didn't wake up he had scooped you up and carried you to the car bridal style. When he went to turn his car on, he realized that he was out of gas.

"Shit!" Philip screamed. He turned back to you and tried to wake you up once more. "Y/n, please!" One of your neighbors came up to the window and when he realized what was happening, he dialed 911. The ambulance came and rushed you to the hospital.

"Is anyone for Y/n L/n?" a young nurse asked as she stood in the waiting room looking around. Philip rushed to his feet and ran over to her.

"Is Y/n okay?" The nurse nodded and Philip let out a sigh of relief.

"She is, but it's almost certain that she won't make it through the night."

That was a couple of hours ago. Philip and Margret were sitting by your side, refusing to leave. Philip had fallen asleep in his chair, but Margret was still awake, staring at the floor.

"M-Marge?" you whispered. She looked up and rushed over to you.

"Y/n, it's okay. Philip and I are here," she smiled through her tears as she held your hand. "You're going to get through this." You let out a sad, weak laugh.

"We both know that's not true," she smiled. "My time is almost up. But I need you to be there for Phil." You both turned to the sleeping boy. Margret shook her head.

"No sis, you're going to get through this, okay?" Margret was crying now. You only smiled.

"Please, Marge." She could only nod.

"I'm gonna get some food for Philip and I. Do you want anything?" You shook your head.

"No thank you."

She nodded before ambling out of the room. The sound of the door closing woke Philip. He looked at you, worry clear in is hazel eyes.

"Baby? Why are you up?" he asked. You rolled your eyes.

"Shut up and get in the bed with me." Philip practically flung himself into the bed with you. He held you in his arms.

"Go to sleep." he whispered. You yawned and cuddled into his chest.

"Phil?"

"Yes?"

"I love you."

"I love you too, Y/n." You placed one last kiss on his lips before falling into a permanent  slumber.

The fuck is wrong with me bye

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Little Ham Man *Alternate Ending + Continuation* Chapter 3.5 (Poly!Hamilsquad x Reader)

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Make sure to follow @midnightokieriete and make sure that you read Little Ham Man (Small!Hamilsquad x Reader) before reading this! Also this is not proofread so I’ll try to fix any mistakes later on!

Warning: A curse or two..?

Time: Modern

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Thomas’ POV

We were walking for hours; the winter sun rapidly setting behind the field leaving us with only our tee shirts for warmth. 

“Thomas, don’t you think we should try to find somewhere to rest?” Aaron said as he rested his hand on my shoulder.

“I agree,” Hamilton spoke up. I shook my head.

“We need to keep going and find someone to tell us where we are.” I kept walking.

-

After what seemed like years, we found a road. Relief washed over me.

Maybe we will get back to Y/n.

We managed to get someone to pull over. The window was rolled down to reveal an excited James.

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Your POV

“Get your hands off of him!” John snapped at the officer as he started walking towards them. I grabbed John’s hand and pulled him back.

“John, go in the car. I got this.”

“What if they hurt you? If they do I swea-”

“John its fine,” I smiled reassuringly. I’ll be okay.” He gave the officers one last angry look before turning around and getting in the car, slamming the door behind him. I turned to tcers, my eyes dark.

“What did he do?” I asked, trying to hold my temper. One of the officers looked down at me while the other shoved Lafayette into the vehicle. 

“Well ma’am, he broke into (insert pizza place) and we caught him running out.” My eyes widened. He must have been sent there after jumping into the mirror. (I almost said, “That must have been where he spawned” lmaoooo)

“Surely there is a misunderstanding?” The officer shook his head.

“You’ll have to come in tomorrow for questioning, but for now we have the right to take him into our custody.” The officer went to walk away but I spoke up before he could.

“Can I just have a word with him? Please, I’ll only be a second.” The officer sighed and nodded. I flashed him a small, thankful smile and walked over to the car. The officer rolled the window down for me and I bent down to whisper in Lafayette’s ear. 

“Just don’t say anything, okay? I’ll come get you tomorrow.”

“Okay mon amour,” he sighed. I pecked his cheek, leaving Lafayette flustered and nodded to the officer. I sighed in both relief and frustration as the car pulled off.

Yikes, that was shorter than I intended it to be and honestly, that chapter was pretty shit. I’m not gonna lie and say that I was extremely busy, because I wasn’t but I was spending a lot of needed time with my friends so I did get sidetracked. I’ll definitely try to get another chapter up asap!

                                          - A-a-ron (aka hamiltrashitty)