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That one parenting meme but better feat tiny baby Johnny
chillin w the family
haii its me from last time 😭 i requested the johnny x family member reader hcs where nancy stole us as a child too. i was wondering if you could do hcs for almost getting caught by each family member, like they walk in on a situation thats intimate enough to be weird but not enough to raise too much suspicion
welcome back!! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) i can try my best on this!
; the sawyer/slaughter family almost catching you and johnny in a more intimate situation..
drayton sawyer ;
♡ when drayton walks into his kitchen, he doesn't expect anyone to be there. least of all you and johnny.
♡ he stops dead in his tracks when he sees you, curled up in johnny's lap, your faces inches apart.
♡ "what the hell are you two doin' in here?!"
♡ you scrambled off of johnny's lap in embarrassment. johnny looks unbothered mostly. drayton's looking between you both, confused.
♡ "just relax, old man. nothin'. jus' waitin' for dinner, s'all." johnny would gaslight. of course.
♡ drayton shakes his head, "well.. well, just don't be in my kitchen by yourselves.. i'll call ya'll for dinner when it's ready! i told you!"
♡ is overall really.. confused, wondering if it's what he suspects or not.
♡ whacks johnny with his broom to get you guys to leave. "don't make me call yer mama up here, johnny. go on, git!"
nubbins sawyer ;
♡ sees you and johnny canoodling in the sunflower fields outside of the house. is very nosy about it, of course!
♡ he sneaks closer, seeing you cuddling up to johnny, a little too close for comfort as you lean in..
♡ where he fucks up, is struggling to get ahold of his camera to take a picture. this alerts johnny to him being there.
♡ you and johnny both sit up, and the flash of the camera blinds you for a second as you do. he missed anything too intimate, but still took a quick picture.
♡ "dang it! juh- johnny! youu jus' had- hadta' move!" he complains, "what were.. you two d- doin' anyway?!"
♡ you look at johnny in a panic, and johnny looks irritable, of course. nubbins had interrupted.
♡ "none of yer business! go take pictures of somethin' else or i'll really give you somethin' to take pictures of." johnny threatens him.
♡ nubbins gets lost in arguing with johnny, but that thought was in his head now, that you were too cozy with johnny, that it was weird..
♡ will bring it up again, over and over. never living it down.
bubba sawyer ;
♡ he is making his way down into the basement to work on one of his masks, of course. but you and johnny are there. near his workspace. almost.. kissing?
♡ bubba is quite clumsy, so you hear him coming and jump back. he makes a little noise of concern when he sees this.
♡ johnny shrugs. "don't you worry none, big boy. we're jus' hangin' around down here. goin' to the cold room."
♡ bubba makes the face shown in the gif above, then nods, making another noise.
♡ he's not entirely convinced, but he's not going to press.
♡ watches you both leave towards johnny's cold room, tilting his head as johnny grabs your hand.
♡ definitely not convinced.
sissy slaughter ;
♡ out in nancy's front yard, the flowers surrounding you, your lips touch johnny's briefly before you hear sissy's loud gasp come from the house.
♡ "what are youuuuuu two up to out here?~" she's like the cat who caught the cream, her smile large and proud.
♡ she approaches, and you are looking away from her and johnny both in embarrassment.
♡ "sissy, don't you start-" johnny would groan in irritation.
♡ "you two are awfully cozzyyy, johnny!" she'd look at you, a teasing point of her finger.
♡ you shake your head, nervous that maybe she suspects more than she should.
♡ and she does. but johnny is quick. "yer bein' weird, those hippies got ya on somethin' weird. go bother someone else."
♡ sissy sneers at johnny, annoyed with his mentioning of where she was previously. with that she leaves, still suspicious but growing tired of being around johnny.
nancy slaughter ;
♡ oh, this one is heavy. you're in the safety of johnny's shack, standing on johnny's toes about to close the gap between the two of you when the shack door swings open.
♡ you jump out of your skin, and this time, johnny does, too.
♡ the space isn't enough, when you see both of your adoptive mother in the doorway, her head tilted slightly as she squints.
♡ "what exactly is going on in here?" she'd ask, voice booming and authoritarian, her presence clear.
♡ "nothin', mama. we were jus' talkin'.." johnny would shrink a little, trying his hardest to lie without seeming dishonest.
♡ "yeah, just tellin' johnny something!" you'd speak up, both of you knowing your mother's wrath all too well.
♡ nancy's arms would fold over her chest, her suspicions very clear. "of course, my two darling children wouldn't ever be up to anything impure, right?"
♡ you both nod, almost in sync. of course you'd never do that, especially not with your adoptive brother, right?
♡ nancy nods, a little hum of acceptance can be heard with a small frown on her lips.
♡ "well.. come on, child." she motions you towards her, "we need to get to working on dinner."
♡ you can sense she will be keeping closer eyes on both of you.
hands mcnamara ;
♡ hands finds you and johnny out near a truck johnny was supposed to be working on..
♡ he stares, dumbfounded as he sees you straddling johnny's lap. you look up, see him standing there, and immediately scramble off of the man. "oh- um- uncle hands-"
♡ johnny looks up at him and then back at you, his hand covering any.. issues.. he may be having.
♡ hands makes a face, one that is confused and clearly skeptical. he grunts.
♡ johnny speaks up, of course. "everything's fine. jus' helpin' me with the truck," he lies.
♡ hands knows better, unfortunately. but he just shakes his head.
bones ;
♡ "damn, boy! what in the hell are you doin' to yer sister?!"
♡ you separate from johnny, who you were hugging and staring up at like some cutesy romance novel.
♡ bones walks over, looking up at johnny and pointing his finger up at him. "you know how this looks, kiddo?"
♡ johnny rolls his eyes. "no, old man, i don't get what yer on about."
♡ bones shakes his head, but his focus is entirely on johnny. he doesn't blame you in the slightest. "yer mama is goin' to skin you like a cat, boy. and her too!"
♡ he is concerned, but more like.. because he knows nancy is not fond of girls 'taking her place' in johnny's life. he's smart, and while he doesn't grasp that you two are actually.. romantic, he thinks you are way too close. which you are.
♡ "you better keep some space. come here girl," he turns to you now, and has you follow him to go help with the newest grave he was digging.
chop-top sawyer ;
♡ giggling, running up and poking and proding you both.
♡ "oohhh, what's goin' on out here!?" he smugly giggles.
♡ you were almost kissing johnny, and chop was weirdly excited to run over and see.
♡ "you guys look like yer having funnnnn! can i join? what are we doin'??"
♡ johnny makes a disgusted face, shoving him away, and rolling his eyes. "yer slow if ya think that would ever..., chop. no."
♡ chop starts talking about other things, then, making faces and scratching at his sonny bono wig the whole time. he is confused, and mentions it again, but is easily distracted.
hope this is good! thank u again for ur request . ⛧
He wants to be hugged>.<💕💞
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this mf was pestering me for no reason like fly on shit n the match had just started BACK AWF
What’s your take from this?? This voice line has me on a brain rot for some time. How is it not all Johnny fault? Was there a third party? I feel like Maria was well loved by the community if there is so many people looking for her? Even Wyatt recognized her? Damn the situation with Maria is spreading around with the family. Got hands and bones to come out of the “shadows”. Also how was Johnny so sure no one would look for her?
can i make a request for hands tcm, something where reader's into him and asks him out and gets rejected, but then reader notices later on that hands starts showing off small signs of favoritism/affection for them (if that makes sense, sorry ik thats a lot)
Hands X Reader
♡Title: Take A Hint
♤Character: Hands
◇Relationship: Crush
♧TW: None
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I got rejected.
Absolutely, painfully rejected. For a long time now, I've had a huge crush on Hands. I thought we were close and maybe even liked me back, but that was just a delusion.
I knew Hands through work. He drove in races and I worked on his car. We were together a lot and have gotten to know each other over the years. Better than any other racer I knew.
I asked him out, just a small date. The worst thing he could say is no, right?
Well, I got a no and a half. Hands was never vocal, often preferring to grunt in response to things. That's what I got. A shake of the head with a low and bothered grunt.
It was the next day since all of that. Of course, we had a race.
I sat in my old car, looking in the mirror. I knew it would be awkward, but I had to go. Maybe he wouldn't say anything? Hopefully.
While getting out of my car, I thought about going back home to call in sick. Maybe even say there's a family emergency I have to help with.
But I can't, I need this job and I need the money. I have to just go in and deal with it.
With a deep breath, I went through the employee only door. The garage was just as loud as ever while everyone was working on cars and getting ready for the race. Teams all over were fixing wheels, engines, and even paint jobs.
There was my teams car. Hands car.
They were rushing around. Dave working on the wheels, Sam working on the paint, and Linda was head first in the engine.
"Need any help?" I asked Linda, looking around to see if Hands was nearby. I didn't see him.
"Some." She came up, wiping her hands on an old rag. "That piston is being a bitch."
"I can help with that." I chuckled, going to lean in under the hood just to be stopped.
"What did he say?"
"What?" I looked at her.
"Hands. What did he say?" I unfortunately had told her I was going to ask him out. She seemed more excited for us than I even did.
"Oh..." My face fell and I didn't have to say anymore.
"He said no? That bitch."
"Its okay." I shook my head, looking down to avoid her eyes. "Really. I mean we're coworkers, it would have been too hard."
"No, it wouldn't." She crossed her arms.
"Can we talk about this later? He should be here soon."
With an angry look on her face, Linda nodded. Finally moving on from my failure to go back to the car.
It felt good. Now focusing on work and finally able to ignore my let down. That was until Hands showed up. I expected him too, its not like we can have a race without our driver.
He stood tall, towering over everyone. I always thought he stood out and it's easy to see why. The man was huge and to me, that was part of his charm.
My eyes quickly moved down when he noticed me looking. This is already awkward, I would rather not make it any worse.
"Get your ass in the car." I looked over my shoulder to see Linda slap him on the arm. From how long he was standing there, he must have been starring at something.
I kept my head down, looking to the perfectly silver engine as Hands went past me to get in the driver's seat.
After a few last minute fixes, I was finally done and ready for the race. I reached up to the hood and pushed it down shut.
That's when I caught his eyes. He was staring at me. Like deep in the zone, staring through the windshield. I stood completely frozen for a long moment, only looking right back at him. Hands blinked before looking away, tilting his head down to the steering wheel.
~Time Skip~
It was the exact same the next few weeks. He would stare and we would never speak.
While coming in to work today, there were coffees out for my team. Someone bought them for us. The others had theirs and I took the last one left that had my name on the side of it. It had whipped cream on top and looked delicious while the other cups my coworkers were drinking from looked plain.
"What's happening between you two?" Linda came up to me with a raised brow.
"Who?" I could hardly even say the word before she spoke again.
"Hands. Who do you think?" Her arms crossed over her chest.
"Nothing. You know what happened."
"Yet he stares at you nonstop, he gets us crappy coffee, gives you the easy jobs. I thought you said he said no?"
"Well, it was more like a grunt." I shrugged, "but it was a no."
"Then why do you get princess treatment?"
"I..." My voice trailed off. Why was I getting princess treatment? It's not like Hands to show favoritism. "I don't know."
"Then figure it out. Talk to him for once."
"Fine." I groaned, already feeling awkward before saying a word. "I'll talk to him."
Linda nodded, leaving without another word and going back to the car.
Moments later, there he was. Hands had come back and was now holding breakfast boxes for us. He treats us well even though I know they're just microwave meals from the break room.
He came out, putting the small boxes on the counter. Each one was the same, all besides one. It was bigger. Not by much but still bigger. On a closer look, not only did it have my name on the side but it was also my favorite meal from there.
"Hey Hands?" I spoke up, pausing when he turned to look at me. "Can I speak to you for a moment? I'm private?"
With a nod, he lead the way. Hands occasionally glanced back to know I was following him as he brought me to a familiar spot. It was a VIP area that was empty. There wasn't a race at the moment so nobody would be there or in any seats.
Once inside, he closed the door behind me and went to sit on one of the comfy couches.
"So." I muttered, sitting across from him. "You um, you've been treating me differently?"
I sounded completely unsure while speaking to him. I thought he didn't like me at all but here he is getting all my favorites.
He only tilted his head with a question in his eyes.
"You know, the coffee, the food? You get my favorites."
"Because I know your favorites."
"But you go out of your way to get them."
There was a moment of silence. We only sat, looking into each other eyes.
"I think I love you." His words came out in a whisper. I didn't hear Hands talk much at all and I damn well sure did not expect him to say that.
"What?"
"You asked me out and I got scared." He looked away from me. I could see a shyness in him that I'm sure nobody has ever seen before. "I've never had such feelings."
After another moment, I laughed. He looked up at me with confusion but I didn't stop.
"You mean all this time you liked me?" I giggled, wiping the tears of joy that were starting in the corner of my eyes.
He nodded as an adorable blush spread across his cheeks.
"Yes." I said.
"Yes?"
"If this is your way of asking me out, then I say yes."
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