#hargid

[welpnotagain]

a threat

[scampish-scotty-scamander]

After Hours: 1965 (Hagrid&Scott)

As soon as the older man had mentioned that there were magical creatures at the Hogshead that had been all Scott could think about. He’d decided that next time Hagrid mentioned he was going then he’d innocently surprise him. 

After dinner he’d wandered down there behind some of the older students. If there was one thing that he’d learnt from being surrounded by creatures when he was younger was to stay out of sight and become that shadow you catch in the corner of your eye. 

Scott hid himself on the upper floors that were a lot quieter than the bustling bar below. Catching sight of a bowtruckle being forced into a mans coat he paused. The part of his Dad in him began to show as he wanted to go and confront the stranger. The bowtruckle didn’t seem too happy to be shoved into a pocket and cruelty wasn’t something Scott could allow. 

He became lost in his thoughts as the subject of his Dad came up. He hadn’t seen him in months. They weren’t really speaking. Well, Newt wanted to. Scott refused. Now he was starting to think why? There wasn’t much point to this silence on his behalf. Maybe he should send him an owl? 

@dragonlover-hagrid

[imjustanotherfangirlblr]

Since when does she wear causal?

Also “I’m in danger” I hate the joke shop man and all the joke Products. 

[subject-to-my-fandoms]

Guys! We must help HARGID.

[cxte-but-psych00]

(Not mine, not sure who's it is)

➣you’re a wizard harry I’m a … wot? ➣Harry. you’re a wizard. I’m a WHAT?! ➣A Wizard, Harry. I’m a WIZARD?! ➣Yes Harry. You’re a wizard. But I’m just Harry! ➣Well ‘just Harry", you’re a wizard. but I’m just harry! ➣no “just Harry” you are a wizard. Listen here hagrid I’m just Harry! ➣no! harry! you are a wizard! I’m not a wizard hagrid I’m just Harry! ➣Listen Harry! you’re a wizard! no hagrid I’m just Harry! ➣Harry for gods sake you’re a wizard! a WIZARD!? I’m just Harry! ➣No “just Harry” you’re a wizard. I’m not a wizard hagrid. I’m just Harry! ➣no “just Harry” you are a wizard. I’m not a wizard hagrid. ➣HARRY! you are a wizard! listen here hagrid you FAT OAF!im not a FUCKING WIZARD! ➣for gods sake Harry, what is with this language!? You’re a FUCKING WIZARD I don’t give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I’m not a FUCKING WIZARD! ➣listen Harry! you’re going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS AND SHIT and your gonna be FUCKING PLEASED about it! I don’t WANT to do your FUCKING SPELLS you BASKET-CASE… stick it up your FUCKING DICK-HOLE. ➣my FUCKING WHAT!?!? HAGRID yer pushing me over the FUCKING LINE. ➣no. I’m not. You are a wizard! You’re gonna go to Hogworts, you’re gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, it’ll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT. IM GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL. ➣I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move… you are a wizard. I’m a WOt!?!? ➣YOURE A WIZARD HARRY FOR FUCKS SAKE LISTEN TO MEH. hagrid I’ve been through this I DONT GIVE A BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK! ➣this is NOT negotiable! you come with me you SPECCY BOWL HAIR CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER. ILL FUCKING SET YER BEARD ON FIRE! ➣MON THEN YA LIL SPECCY CUNT SQUARE-GO LIKE’. ILL FUCKEN BURST YE’. ➣right you ya little wank stain. if you don’t get your act together, I’m gonna drag you to hogwarts. You’ll get a wand you’ll get an owl that’ll deliver your SHITEY MAIL and that’ll be that and you’ll enjoy it ya ch-shhh chhh ch- shhh chinky. I’ll FUCKEN NAW Yer ARM OFF Hagrid. ➣listen you, get near my arm, and I’ll slap you across the face like a little BITCH. I’ll PUMP ye’ SILLY. ➣C'mon then ya’ CUNT. SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON. ➣ILL RAPTURE YA FUCKEN ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK. ILL RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT. ➣LES GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LIL WANK

[vintagehp]

Outside the Apothecary, Hagrid checked Harry’s list again.

“Just yer wand left - A yeah, an’ I still haven’t got yeh a birthday present.”

Harry felt himself go red.

“You don’t have to —”

“I know I don’t have to. Tell yeh what, I’ll get yer animal. Not a toad, toads went outta fashion years ago, yeh’d be laughed at - an’ I don’ like cats, they make me sneeze. I’ll get yer an owl. All the kids want owls, they’re dead useful, carry yer mail an’ everythin’.”

Twenty minutes later, they left Eeylops Owl Emporium, which had been dark and full of rustling and flickering, jewel-bright eyes. Harry now carried a large cage that held a beautiful snowy owl, fast asleep with her head under her wing. He couldn’t stop stammering his thanks, sounding just like Professor Quirrell.

[harleyspinnpole]

'What shall we do now, 'Agrid?' Whispered Olympe. She hugged her thick travelling cloak tighter round her shoulders in the cold cave. They daren't light a fire in case it attracted the giants. Or worse. Death eaters. 'I dunno,' Hagrid pulled her to him and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. 'We can't jus' leave now. Dumbledore's relyin' on us. We'll wait until tomorrow. See if there's some other's that we can't get on our side,' he sighed. Olympe shuffled slightly, looking into hagrids beetle black eyes. 'Agrid... Are you... Are you still going to try and get your brother-' Hagrid cut her off. 'Ive got ter do it. I can't jus' leave him here, he'll die on his own. 'Specially with Golgomath, he won' stand a chance!' He pulled away from her. 'He'll be alright. I can teach him English, show people he's a good lad.' 'But 'Agrid we do not know this! He could be just like the rest of them. 'Ow can you 'ope that he'll turn out like... Like us?' 'He will be! I'll teach him. I'll keep him in the forest until he's ready to be introduced to the other wizards,' he gazed at her hopefully. She looked at his round boyish face and sighed deeply. She knew how much this would mean to him. 'Of course. Of course, I understand, e's family after all,' she leant over and kissed Hagrid on the cheek. He beamed at her. 'I knew you'd understand!' He pulled her back towards him. 'Try and get some sleep, I'll keep an eye out for anythin' to worry about,' she rested her head on his shoulders. But sleep wouldn't come.

[hoothootfiabug]

Im having one of those days.. My Hair looks like Hargid's, but it's smooth and shiny like Luna's locks... Fuck me...