#harry is oblivious

[my-castles-crumbling]

Harry, thoughtfully: Do you ever notice how Sirius and Professor Lupin always sit next to each other at dinner?

Hermione:

Harry, even more thoughtfully: And...they always share a couch when we sit in the sitting room. And it's a small couch.

Hermione:

Harry, getting suspicious, now: And, you know, I saw Professor Lupin leaving Sirius's bedroom the other night!

Hermione:

Harry, nodding to himself: They must be really close friends.

Hermione: *bangs head on table*

Lily, to James, looking down from above: Oh, he is your son.

[cl0wnstuff]

draco is literally saying that he fancies harry, AND THE FUCKING IDIOT DIDNT EVEN GET THAT DRACO HAS THE GAYEST ASS IN THE TOWN

what a shame theres no a specific translation that makes sense for ‘el weon weon’ in english, but anyways that is what harry is (the girl that gets it gets it)

harry potter and the welcome to the world of grey by sobsicles

[superdqgalaxy]

"Right," said Ron, who looked extremely put out, "this is getting stupid. Ginny, you can go with Harry, and I'll just —"

(GoF, Ch 22)

"But," said Ron, following Hermione along a row of quills in copper pots, "I thought Ginny fancied Harry!"

(OotP, Ch 16)

"Well, I always thought he was a bit of an idiot," he said, prodding his queen towards Harry's quivering castle. "Good for you. Just choose someone — better — next time."

He cast Harry an oddly furtive look as he said it.

(OotP, Ch 38)

Harry in HBP: Ron'll kill me if he finds out I like Ginny!

[hchollym]

Nah Percy would 100% paint his nails. It calms him down to actively paint them, and it’s to much of a hassle to clean every time so he just rocks it.

I love it! ❤ Headcanon accepted 🤣

The best part is that there is absolutely nothing in the text to disprove this. Sure, Harry doesn't mention Percy's nails being painted, but Harry's not exactly winning any awards for his observation skills.

I'll leave you with this gem I found online:

Thanks for the comment! 😊

[lampadaireetdeltaplane]

Harry coming out to the Gryffindors :

Harry : Well, I was kinda worried you wouldn't accept me...

Ron : Why wouldn't we ? Dean and Seamus are dating since like... what ? Third year ?

Seamus : Second year, actually.

Harry : What ?! And y'all knew ?!

Neville : Why do you think they are always cuddling ?

Harry : Well, I thought there was different types of friendships...

Hermione : You've never caught them snogging ?

Ginny : Yeah, like, I thought the whole caste did.

Harry : Err no, I don't think I did. Or I just didn't notice it was them

[mysteriouslyimpossibletragedy]

POV - Harry is not a Ravenclaw 2 (part 1)

During meal Tom - Your name must be yogurt cuz I wanna spoon you Harry - No, my name is Harry Tom -

Harry -

The slytherins

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Harry: I think...I think I might be bi

Everyone else:

Draco: Good job, you're officially the last to know

[sparklywolfcycle]

Harry the matchmaker

You’ve heard of Regulus Black as the Potions teacher but have you heard of Harry Potter trying to get Regulus (Potions professor) and James together subtly (like leaving the room and wiggling his eyebrows when he does to leave them to talk or asking Regulus about love potions) without realizing James and Regulus are already dating and that’s why Regulus has been smiling when he reads letters and why James is visiting the castle more  and not telling him (starring amused Wolfstar)

Harry wants his dad happy with the great potions teacher alright

Bonus if Harry starts getting suspicious when James asks “Can I stag along” because Regulus agrees after rolling his eyes while Harry is dying on the inside