After the battle of hogwarts
Harry: that was kind of hot what you did, Neville
Neville: thank you, Harry
Neville: why are you looking at me funny
Harry: I need to ask you a favour
Neville: anything you want
Harry: I want to suck your dick
Harry: and I need it now
Harry: before anyone finds us and they start cheering or whatnot
Neville: uhm, I, uh—
Harry: what
Neville: I have never done that
Harry: I did
Harry: and I want you now
Harry: or I’d die
Neville: really?
Neville: in that case… please, Harry, go ahead
Harry: thank you
Harry: *starts licking Neville’s balls and shaft from downside*
Neville: *cums buckets on Harry’s head, face, everything*
Harry: WHOA
Neville: I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
Neville: *runs away*
Harry: wh-
Harry: *takes some of Neville’s cum on his finger and licks it*
Harry: it tastes like plaster
Harry: *grabs a piece of broken mirror and looks at himself*
Harry: *sigh*
Hermione: *appearing* there you are!
Hermione: what’s that on your head
Harry: thousand years old plaster from hogwarts wall plus Neville’s first ever cumshot apparently
Hermione: do I want to know?
Hermione: anyway the Malfoys ran away
Harry: in heels?
Hermione: i don’t know
Hermione: I guess… those fuckers
Harry: language!
Hermione: what?
Harry: this is my family you’re talking about
Hermione: Harry I know that Sirius is your godfather and—
Harry: not this
Harry: that part aside
Harry: I am going to marry that boy
Hermione: he’s a traitor! He almost killed you! And us! And—
Harry: and I just licked Neville’s dick
Hermione: he would do it again!
Harry: and so would I, just do it again
Hermione: are you sure?
Harry: I suffered at least one concussion
Harry: before anyone notices I am going to live my best life—
Harry: *faints*
Neville: *comes back, sees Harry on the ground and Hermione scrubbing his sperm off Harry’s head with a bloody tissue*
Neville: OH MY GOD MY CUM KILLED HARRY POTTER
Hermione: it didn’t k—
Neville: *faints*
Hermione: jesus what the fuck







