#hasbin hotel

[dwarficedforti]

bad dreams over

[fulaipyy]

They didnt wait for the parade to end 💅

[carcrash-ventass]

Reblog to instantly kill a fellow Tumblr user

[yustum]

Thirsting for compliments

[helluva-loss]

Fic Idea | Alastor’s Mating Season

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Alastor can feel his mating season approaching, creeping over his limbs like an unwelcome, burning frost. And it’s all the fault of the immovable object to his unstoppable force.

His estranged wife. His better half. The only other deer demon that seemed to both illicit and satiate the sudden spike of hormones and arousal of his annual rut.

Unfortunately for him, she’s as stubborn as he is, and is still pissed at him for disappearing without a word for the past seven years.

And for the first time in a long time, Alastor has to rely on his ability to woo her to convince her to spend the duration of his rut with him.

TLDR: actions speak louder than words, and Alastor attempts to seduce his estranged wife over the course of a week leading up to his impending rut.

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I may or may not write this as a fully fledged fic , I’ll wait and see what public reception says lol

update; if you’d like to be notified when i upload this fic, simply like or reply to my comment on this post, comment, or reblog

[haskhotelhazbin]

Cr: geryghosty

As usual in the casino

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Help me get to at least 50 asexual characters im gonna do a contest for most iconic. Below are all the characters people have submitted so far.

1 Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

2 Alistor (hazbin hotel)

3 Lilith Clawthorne (the owl house)

4 Mr clean

5 Monkey D Luffy (one peace)

6 Peridot (steven universe)

7 Saiki k (the disastrous life of saiki k)

8 Gwenpool (marvel comics)

9 Perry the platypus (phineas and ferb)

10 Jessica Rabbit (who framed Roger rabbit)

11 Todd Chavez (bojack horseman)

12 Jonathan Sims (magnus Archives)

13 Pixal (ninjago)

14 Reyna (heros of Olympus)

15 Persephone (all vampires are gay)

16 Zora (now entering addamsville)

17 jack shannon (aces wild)

18 Jughead (Archie comics)

19 Sherlock holmes

20 Ryland Grace (project hail marry)

21 Mirabelle (stars in time)

22 Yelema Belova (marvel comics)

23 Murderbot (the murderbot diaries)

24 Po (Kung fu panda)

25 Spongebob squarepants

26 Max (miraculous)

27 Aziraphale (good omens)

28 Crowley (good omens)

29 Thalia (percy jackson)

30 barbie

31 Verity willis (marvel comics)

32 Octavia goetia (helluva boss)

33 Mammon (helluva boss)

34 Brainstorm (transformers)

35 Sonic the hedgehog (sonic franchise)

36 Uzi (murderdrones)

37 Mei Hatsume (mha)

[veshikx]

Day 5📻🍎