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Description: black and white photograph of a human holding a minkul. Archival number: 0001-0461-6780 Date found: Year 600 Month 11 day 10 UST Location found: 2nd arm of the NGC 6872 galazy, 582E solar system, dead exoplanet. Date created estimate: Year 599, month 5, day 20-26 UST Digital scan: ===

Please forward inquiries about the content of this artifact to Mg. Sai-Ing When, Human Studies Consultant, and archival inquiries to Ms. Lona Summar Arcoa, Archive human-branch manager.

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[ID: MS paint drawing of a photo of a human holding a grub-like, cat-sized alien by its tail. they are smiling and running toward the camera. Written in an alien script in red ink are the words, "Georgie with another monkul, why?!" end ID.]

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Description: recovered digital informative poster regarding ownership of humans, emphasizing their lifespans. Archival number: 0001-3007-1386 Date found: Year 600, month 4, day 59 UST Location found: 75th arm of the Milky Way galaxy, 87R1th solar system, free floating transport craft. Date created estimate: Year 600, Month 11, day 10-50 UST Digital scan: ===

I am not a gift

I am a 80+ year commitment.

[ID 1: MS Paint drawing of a small person with a bow on their head. End ID 1.

ID 2: MS Paint text that reads PSA: Humans are not easy pets. Don't get a human you are not ready for. End ID 2.]

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Please forward inquiries about the content of this artifact to Mg. Sai-Ing When, Human Studies Consultant, and archival inquiries to Ms. Lona Summar Arcoa, Archive human-branch manager.

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Description: recovered self made advertisement for human workers in human dialect, English, with communicator number written in base-10 UIPL at the bottom. Archival number: 0001-3007-1385 Date found: Year 601, month 6, day 117 UST Location found: 8th arm of the Adamah galaxy, 5E7th solar system Date created estimate: Year 599, Month 12, day 100-120 UST Digital scan:

Please forward inquiries about the content of this artifact to Mg. Sai-Ing When, Human Studies Consultant, and archival inquiries to Ms. Lona Summar Arcoa, Archive human-branch manager.

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(image translation in alt) Description: pre-human-contact bynizaa graffiti found on outside of an intraplanet space transport. Written in UIPL with radiation resistant paint. Archival number: 0002-0461-0025 Date found: Year 598, month 2 UST Location found: 1st arm of the Condor galaxy, T9Nth solar system Date created estimate: Year 598, month 9 UST UST Digital scan: ===

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Please forward inquiries about the content of this artifact to Mx. Laural, Bynizaa Studies Consultant, and archival inquiries to Mr. Maasallumrana, Archive bynizaa-branch manager.

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Description: bynizaa-made digital poster written in UIPL featuring a bynizza being bitten by a human. Archival number: 0002-0461-0024 Date found: Year 605, month 2, day 34 UST Location found: 2nd arm of the Condor galaxy, T9Nth solar system Date created estimate: Year 604, Month 1, day 50-120 UST Digital scan:

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Please forward inquiries about the content of this artifact to Mx. Laural, Bynizaa Studies Consultant, and archival inquiries to Mr. Maasallumrana, Archive bynizaa-branch manager.

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[ID: Digital drawing made in MS paint of a cartoon greenish bynizaa with three eyes being bitten by an orange human with sharp teeth. It reads, "Beware! Human bites spread disease! Report to the medbay immediatly (sic) if bitten." end ID.]

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