#hat review

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As hy looks trough tumblr fer more hats hy ken review vit #hat und #hats, hy vonder. Vhy is zo many posts in dese tags ov de scandilous nature. Mine eyes. Spare mine eyes. Der sekrifices hy make zo hy ken look at more fun hats.

But, effen if zo many pipple haff, aparently, lost all deir clothes, et least dey shtill haff deir hats!

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Dose caves really iz no joke! Hyu gets lost in dem vunce und vhen hyu come out hyu find several years has passed!

Vell dey couldn't hold me forever, und now hy is back fer de looking at all de fine hats de internat has to offer. Und mebbe some fun shtuff if it catches mine eye, ja?

If hyu finds a hat hyu vant me to look at, send it mine vay!

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Hy had a verra fun veekend, over vit der bikink event fer National MS Society. Und hy vouldn't have expected to see any hats odder den de fonny bikink hats, but ho vas hy sorprised! Cause hy encountered dis bedazzled und educational hat! Hy neffer gots de shtory ov vhy it vas dere, but it vas a neat ting. Und de volunteerink model showed eet off verra vell.

As a jäger hat, vell is a more conventional shape, but hy tink de badazzlink giffs it goot point for beink dramatik.

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hello!

tonight a Jewish holiday partially about hats starts! its called Purim, and we celebrate by making fun of the villain of the Purim story, Haman (boooo) and haman's (booooo) hat!

here is what his hat looked like

we also make cookies in the shape of his hat (or possibly his ears) called hamantaschen and eat them to celebrate defeating him.

Purim is celebrated by partying, drinking a lot and being as loud as possible, so I think it could be quite popular with Jagerkin!

Ho, dat does sound like fun! Mebbe hy take a break zo it dun get too loud fer me, but any party iz pretty often qvite fun.

Now, hy dun know about de jewish holidays. Hy didn't get out ov Mechanicsburg much, ja? Und our holidays hy tink iz pretty locally specific. Zo! Hy looks into it, because, vell. Hyu mention a hat zo ov course hy gots to!

Der shtory ov Esther vas a goot read- dat hy gots somevun else to tell me it, ja. Und ho boy, hy see vhy iz traditional to boo dis guy vhen his name iz mentioned. Soch an uptight vun und full ov himself, vhat he do to deserve efferyvun bowink, much less his hat? Ho ja. Boo Haman. Booooo! Hy iz hopink dat efferyvun dat rise op in defense gots goot hats off deir enemies! Und den a verra goot party vit de drinkink und shamink dat guys hat by eatink it! Effen if iz chust symbolically und not as a sandvich. Hyu show him!

Iffen dat vas historical pikture of Haman's (booooo) hat, hy vouldn't fight him. De hat izn't much mine style. Iz a goot simple hat, dtough, de kind dat iz goot fer makink hyu own. But he sounds like he vas a coward, tryink to get odder pipple to do his fightink und fer soch shtupid reasonink? Iz goot he gots executed cause hy bet he vould have been a borink fight.

Und iffen iz appropriate sayink- l'chayim! Have fun vit hyu drinkink! Hy vill have a drink in spirit! Iz alvays fun to learn new tings.

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Thank you for your commentary on my tiny Vs big hat poll! You're one of the real heroes! Now to my ask: which animal is best to put a hat onto?

Vell it depends vhat hyu mean, ja? De obvious answer iz gonna be dat, if de hat iz a gift, hyu should give it to an animal dat deserves de hat. Gettink it from an enemy iz best, but gifts iz hokay too. Vun ov mine seesters, Jenka, she had a bear. He vould totally deserve a hat cause he vas a verra goot loyal bear.

But if hyu iz askink for vhich animal vould suit a hat best, like vit head shapes und all, dats more difficult. Mine first dtought iz a bird mebbe, but only if de hat dun gots a brim, it vould cover deir birdy eyes. Dey dun gots too flat a head, und no ears gettink in de vay. Mine second dtought iz a sheep, because hy iz biased und like sheep.

Mebbe mine fellow hat a-fishy-no-toes (or vhatever its spelled) can help vit de consensus.

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Do you have a tag for hats you rate? Asking for a friend. A very interested friend.

I do not, apart from Hatmaker Answers, I believe.

Perhaps I should make one.

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Hello!

Your ask box doesn't allow photos, could you please turn photos on so we can submit hats?

Vhoops! Sorry bout dat, it vas a shneaky like at de bottom vit 'allow media with asks' und hy didn't see eet. Let me know iffen iz shtill a problem, ja?

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Unfortunately, I have had to resort to wearing boxer shorts on my head after a tragic flamethrower incident. How doomed am I?

Ho boy. Dat dun sound like a plen dat vent goot for hyu. Ve ken have a moment for hyu hat lost to ashes.

Anyvay, vhy hyu vear boxer shorts? De shame ov loosink a fight to a leetle flame trower? Mebbe hyu trick some townies into tinkink dat is some new fashioneeable hat from paris, but hy iz preety sure most pipple vill know iz chust undervear. Iz... not a goot look for sure.

If hyu is chust tryink to hide hyu messed-op hair, den hy vould suggest a haircut or mebbe sometink dat iz an aktual hat. Like, a bandana effen. Vhich isn't a proper hat, but a proper hat vould need a goot opponent. Vell, unless hyu izn't jäger. Hyu dun sound like vun. In vhich case, hyu ken chust buy a hat. Or vear nottink. Nottink vould mebbe be better den undervear on hyu head.