#having fun?

[the-kingshound]

You will never know why Excalibur would ever need to cut hair >:D because I’m evil like that

-The Dynamic Anon of Chaos

You again! You truly are the anon of chaos...

[murmers-from-the-void]

Opens Dark Souls 3, makes a new Pyro. Summons bro on high wall, invaded by random twink running dragon form and dark hand...closes Dark Souls 3.

[infiniteproxy]

gøød evening, my løve.

[dtevie-fr]

NotN gothic

There are 4,027 users online. You blink, and there are 27,641 users online. You blink, and there are 190,532 users online. You didn’t know that many people played Flight Rising.

You grind in the Coliseum. You don’t seem to recognise these monsters? They must be new this year. You fight a living cup, then you fight a living lamp, then you fight a fork with slightly too many realistic teeth. They must be new this year.

You’ve erected a small altar to the RNG gods. It’s made out of buttrocks. You pray they will be merciful this year. As you remember the hell of the first NotN, all you can do is pray harder.

You open a chest! It’s a smirch gene. You open a chest! It’s a smirch gene. You hatch the egg you spent your life savings on! It’s a smirch gene.

The site status says the Coliseum is down. You can’t remember the last time your dragons moved. You don’t know if the captchas are getting darker, or if your eyesight is fading. You click at random. You somehow get it right.

[ask-a-former-champ]

Hey Le, I love you 😘🖤💞

Love you too, Raihan. 🥰💜😘

[lemememeringue]

i did it. i'm sitting in a restaurant in DC running on 3 hours of sleep, Starbucks, and some weird pink stuff that said it was caffeinated. my average resting heart rate is 114 nom and i just typed "nom" instead of bpm.

you are an inspiration and a constant source of mildly discomforting life facts

[iwant---tobelieve]

Baking powder baking powder bay-king pow-dah baking powder The pinterest baking rap 🤘