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My little necromancer
[SMOOCHES THE BIRB BABYSS FOREHEAD]
YESS DA SMOOCHES
SMH PAY CHILD SUPPORT
Truth Serum: Do you find Clint attractive?
MUSE IS UNDER TRUTH SERUM FOR ONE HOUR. ASK ME ANYTHING. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND EVERYTHING MUST BE ANSWERED. GO!
MAINVERSE
"Have you seen the men SHIELD hires? Of course they are all traditionally attractive. But that's not what you're asking, is it? You want to know if I have the hots for Clint. The answer is no. I am married. He is a dumpster fire. That doesn't really do it for me romantically or physically."
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BONUS HAWKLING VERSE
Sterling stared angrily. Angry because he was a very closeted man and being forced to answer such a question was upsetting to him. He refused to even sign about their relationship 90% of the time in front of coworkers since so many of them signed. No, he wouldn't let Clint out them with his lust or his flirtation. No, he was going to fight this truth serum and--
"Yes."
"FUCK."
Feel the Earth Move || Hawkling
@traverse-the-stars
In the seconds before the earthquake, the long-haired twit who lived above John hollered for John to hold the elevator door, and John obliged.
The bloke came tumbling in, a bustle of limbs and movement and, most immediately, noise. He apologized, and in the same breath, thanked John for “saving his ass.” John did what he always did when it came to these uncomfortable rides with this certain tenant (who insisted on filling every second of their elevator ride with talk); he smiled politely, then settled on the other side of the elevator and waited for this 45-second elevator ride to be over, and for John to be released onto the fourth floor.
They had just passed the third floor when the whole building shook.
“What the--” John exclaimed and his hand shot out to steady himself against the elevator wall.
And then everything was still.
Too still.
The lights on the elevator turned off.
Dear god, no.
John did what any bloke would do in this situation. He lurched toward the button and smashed his finger against the number four. He looked up and pressed it again, but there was no reaction, not from the numbers panel and not from the elevator.
“Goddammit,” he hissed.
Rubeus Hagrid and the Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff
I wrote the first chapter of my fic! It is posted on ao3.
HERE IS A SNIPPET:
Rubeus towered over the other first years. He shifted uneasily at the back of the group knowing that he stuck out like a sore thumb. He felt like a beast on display at a menagerie. He stared fixedly at the stool with the patched and frayed hat, ignoring any looks cast in his direction. Suddenly, the hat split at the brim and it began to sing:
Gryffindor, my owner, and one of founders four
Whose chivalry and loyalty he truly did adore
Did love to teach those students of red and gold
He would often say that luck favors the bold
Resourceful Slytherin had his very own plan:
To accept ambitions students into his green clan
He taught them about loyalty and also to be shrewd
He honored the heritage of those it was a certitude
Hufflepuff the dedicated worker and kind to all
Made a home welcome to anyone, you will recall
And chose those of tolerant and judicious hearts
To be the ones upon whom she taught all her arts
Ravenclaw a woman most curious and creative
Taught students research solo and collaborative
Intelligence sparkled from her bright, sharp eyes
But never forget that she valued how hard one tries
Now you know a bit of those who created me
Put me on: your hogwarts house I will decree!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This nerd has me in a vice grip. (he is only lvl 4 and I'm having a lot of fun playing him)