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Taking the first steps of my not-so-slow but definitely steady descent into a new hyperfixation fandom
Horrors of Cooking: Hazbin Hotel
Charlie: Dinner's ready!
Angel: *sits at the table and waves his hand in front of his face* WHEW!!! Char, babe, what the fuck did you make?
Charlie: Pasta with alfredo sauce!
Alastor: *wearing a gas mask*
Angel: ......*pokes his plate hesitantly with a fork* .......There's enough garlic in this to flush out all the vampires in the city, Toots....
Charlie: Well..... I may or may not have had an issue with the garlic powder.... but look! It can't be that bad! Vaggie's eating it!
Vaggie: *polishing off her plate with a blank face* Can I have some more, babe?
Lucifer: Well, it can't be that bad. Let's give it a go, shall we?
Hazbins: *all take a bite*
Husk: *fur puffs up before falling out all at once*
Niffty: *eye starts watering profusely as she raises her fork in the air excitedly* YAY!!! PAIN!!!
Alastor: *refusing to take off the gas mask*
Lucifer: *coughing and wheezing as clumps of garlic powder catch in his throat and burn his mouth* Water!!! .....Water!!!
Angel: *feels his tongue burning and tingling with the overabundance of garlic as tears form in his eyes and he clutches his throat* FUCKING - A, CHAR!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! THIS IS A WAR CRIME AND AN AFFRONT TO ITALIANS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Vaggie: *leisurely eating her second helping*
Angel: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST EATING THAT?!?!?!?!
Vaggie: Years of practice.
Angel after the fandom kills Valentino.
HAZBIN SLUMBER PARTY~ 💕
"The Braid Train"
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(coming up next "Ghost Stories")
Could you do the Hazbins confronting Chaggie for being too loud during you know (please)
Hi, Anon!
Not too much to go off of here, but let's see what I can do.
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Aftermath
Charlie: (sitting mortified in the foyer and covering her face)
Vaggie: (sitting with her arms crossed and scowling)
Hazbins: (all standing in a semi-circle around Charlie and Vaggie)
Niffty: (opens up a letter) Dear, Charlie and Vaggie. While I'm glad you two finally let loose enough to fuck, I'm concerned with the sheer volume-
Vaggie: YOU FUCKERS CALLED US HERE TO GIVE US A SEX INTERVENTION?!?!?! ANGEL IS TEN TIMES LOUDER THAN US!!!
Angel: Vags, this isn't about me. This is about you and Charlie.
Puppy Love / Kid Vaggie Crossover
Thank you, @intrinsicepiphany for the fun idea!
Hazbins: (scrambling around the hotel while carrying cushions and pillows)
Kid Vaggie: (flying around the ceiling, weaving through lights and chandeliers, and giggling) Weeeeee~
Charlie: Vaggie! Vaggie! You've been up there for an hour, sweetheart! Can you please come down before your wings give out?
-KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!-
Emily: (squeaks through the door of the hotel) Hi, Charlie! Sorry for dropping in last minute. Sera wanted to get those reports on-
Kid Vaggie: Yaaaawwwwwn~ (droopy eyes) Nigh-Night.... (slowly coasts down to the ground)
Charlie: I can't believe I'm saying this, but, Emily, catch her! It's Vaggie!
Emily: (looks up and sees a sleeping, curled up Kid Vaggie sucking her thumb and gliding in her direction) Hup! (jumps up with a flap of her wings and catches Vaggie, cradling her in her arms) I got her!
Charlie: Whew! Thank you so much!
Emily: (slowly fluttering back to the ground) Now, what did you say about Vaggie? And who is this adorable little cherub?
Charlie: Her. That's literally Vaggie. For some reason, she transformed into a toddler. First, it was me, and then-
Emily: (blushes brightly as she looks down at the sleeping toddler in her arms. Daydreams suddenly whirl through her mind in rapid succession)
Scene 1: Emily and Vaggie on a moonlit date in heaven.
Scene 2: Vaggie kneeling down on one knee with a ring box and Emily flapping her wings excitedly as she cries.
Scene 3: Wedding in Heaven with Charlie being Emily's Maid of Honor and Vaggie wearing a full suit.
Scene 4: Vaggie wearing slacks and a white button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and her hands on a prominent baby bump under Emily's dress.
Scene 5: Emily laying in bed with a newborn baby. Baby has dark skin, white freckles, silver hair and wings, and pink eyes. Vaggie is holding Emily's hand while kissing the new mother tenderly on the head.
Emily: (catatonic, blushing, sweating, and wobbly on her feet)
Charlie: Whoa! (takes Kid Vaggie before Emily can faint) Emily, are you okay?!
Emily: (shuffles over to the window, gets on her knees, and prays) Our Holy Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come-
Charlie: Uhhhhh.... (glances at sleeping Vaggie in her arms and gets similar daydream scenes buzzing through her mind but replaced herself with Emily as she heats up exponentially) Whoooooooooooa.... wobbly...... need to sit down.
Angel: Whoa! I gotcha! (catches Charlie and sits her down in the chair next to where Emily is still praying) I'll take Vags up to her room and put her to bed. (grabs Vaggie and gets similar daydreams but with Husker and having a perfect cat-spider baby) Yikes! Okay, that makes sense. Let's get this little pipsqueak to bed so I can stop daydreaming.
Angel Dust *drives 4-wheeler into hotel, takes off helmet*: Good news, guys! I spent all my money.
Charlie: Angel, you can't bring that in here!
Angel: Yes, I can. It's all-terrain, dummy.