#he panicked

[the-dormant-ocean]

Sam, suddenly walking into Dean's room: Hey, what are you listening to?

Dean, listening to one of the +500 recordings he has of Sam breathing and mumbling in his sleep to help himself fall asleep when they don't share a room: Uhhhhh, PORN!

[ultravioletbrit]

“hide” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 482 words

Part 1/5 (part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5)

Regulus is on his way to Pandora’s flat in student housing, which is basically a giant corn maze of connected flats. Regulus is looking down at the map Pandora gave him and when he looks up, that’s when he sees him.

Sirius is at the other end of the path walking directly towards him. He hasn’t noticed Regulus yet, but he will soon, and Regulus has no way out of this fucking maze. Regulus is going through his escape options when the guy in front of him turns and unlocks his door. Without thinking about it, Regulus follows the guy into his flat.

“What the fuck!?” The guy shouts.

Okay, Regulus kind of shoved the guy into his own flat and slammed the door behind them.

“What the fuck are you doing? Get—" The guy is coming back to the door, presumably to throw Regulus out.

“I need you to hide me!” Regulus interrupts him and looks out the peephole.

“Are you okay?” The guy calms down quickly and apparently takes pity on Regulus because he doesn’t throw him out, he actually sounds slightly concerned.

“Yes. I’m fine. I just need to hide for a few minutes, then I’ll leave.” Regulus tells him, scanning the path outside through the peephole.

“Who are you hiding from? Cops? Am I an accomplice?” Now the guy sounds almost excited at the prospect of being an accomplice to a crime. Who is this guy?

“No.” Regulus scoffs.

“Ex?” The guy guesses.

“No.”

“Big, scary guy with an axe?”

“No. Why would that be your next guess?” Regulus asks, irritated.

“I don’t know. You’re not giving me a lot to go on here.”

“Brother.” Regulus says with a deep sigh.

“Ahh… Does he have an axe?”

“No, he does not have an axe.” Regulus says exasperatedly as he turns around. “Look, I just need to… Jesus.” Regulus’ words die on his tongue when he gets his first real look at this guy because he does in fact look like some kind of deity.

“James, actually.” The guy, James, says with a smirk. “And thank you.”

“I… you… for what?” Regulus sputters.

“You’re rather gorgeous as well.” James says, and Regulus’ eyes go wide at the implication.

“I didn’t say…” Regulus honestly isn’t sure what he’s said in the last 20 seconds.

“You saw me, swore under your breath, looked me up and down, and you’re blushing up to your ears. I came to my own conclusion.” James shrugs, effectively mortifying Regulus. “Plus, I know I look good today.” He adds and winks at Regulus.

“And you’re so humble as well. You—"

Regulus is cut off by the sound of the door knob jiggling followed by loud knocking.

“Prongsie!! Your door’s locked! Let me in!”

“Oh, you have got to be kidding me.” Regulus groans.

Of all idiots he could have shoved into their own flat, he had to choose this one.

[bubblegumflavor]

Johnny didn't think this one through

[halfalily]

You know, it would have made so much more sense to report Barry as missing when he went into the speed force end of season three

Like he wouldn't have been the only missing person that night, a lot of those cases ARE given up really quickly, which is an unfortunate plus for team flash. And most importantly it allows the team and especially Iris and Joe (maybe Wally) to mourn publicly

Also it's much less sus when he turns up six months later, 300 something miles away, naked and rambling nonsense

[thisnonbinaryrunsoncoffee]

Oh Spooooons noooo 😭

The second he got his fucking pocket picked it was over

Dammit

[kisumitenderly]

When you’re winning an argument with Kisumi and he’s run out of things to say

[tigerthelily3000]

Danton and Nina are stuck in my brain.. I’m trying so hard to avoid spoilers ugggghhhhh..

[stackedbirds]

when the