#headfangons

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Any headcannons on Jade being Valerie and Stefans daughter?

My mind changed on her being their daughter when I realized that she could genuinely be their great-great-times-something granddaughter. So, basically...

My headcanon is just the one that I'm pretty sure everyone else is in agreement on, which is that the transference spell Valerie attempted actually worked and her baby was born through someone else. The bloodline carried on so many generations until we ended up with Jade! If they were to do that, it would actually be a lot of fun BECAUSE Valerie could still potentially come back!! Especially if Lizzie becomes a Heretic!! And it would just be so nice to have that connection to Stefan?? And I'm not just saying all of this because having Jade be related to Valerie, therefore bringing her into the show, works perfectly into my idea about Valerie and Caroline coming back together because they're dating now... not at all...

But seriously, I just love the idea. Give Valerie some closure, please. And by that, I mean the family she wanted.

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Thoughts on Denzo going to pride?

Ugh, yes, I just love it already. First of all: Damon is for sure bi. No doubt about it. And I can imagine Enzo prefers Queer simply because it's so Vague and he wouldn't really be That up to date on terms, and he's for sure ace, but probably sex positive for the most part.

But I feel that they don't really Mean to go to Pride, because they're not exactly the parade kind of people, but Mystic Falls or somewhere near Whitmore is hosting Pride, and of course their friends are going, so they'll tag along, see if it's any fun, and if they get bored, probably grab a "bite" because who, if not the LGBTQA+ community, is more down to donate some blood to a couple of vampires? It's like our whole thing (unless you were Team Jacob).

They get there, it's pretty lively, lots of colour, lots of people. A whole lot of joy and just all around a strangely welcoming party that kinda throws them off a little, so they don't immediately bail. They mostly hang out with their friends, of course, but there's a little bit of wandering that leads to conversations with complete strangers who just radiate happiness and pride.

It's nice, actually. Especially for Enzo who's still adjusting to how different things are now, surprised by the amount of acceptance and boldness of it all. How is he meant to refuse when an incredibly nice, bright-eyed stranger with pink, yellow, and blue hair wants to make him feel even more welcome with glitter and rhinestones? He can't.

Damon, of course, thinks that he can. He'd be wrong.

There's something strangely empowering, even to a couple of hundred year old vampires like themselves, about wearing rainbow glitter. And maybe some eyeliner, because he enjoyed the 70s and the 80s, and he didn't learn *nothing* from his good friend David Bowie.

All in all: They have a good time and don't eat anyone, and there are probably a lot of pictures taken by the others as proof that they were wrong when they said it wasn't going to be fun.

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To make my Roswell, New Mexico x The Vampire Diaries crossover headcanons clearer:

• Maria's grandmother was experimented on at Caulfield

• Caulfield was founded and run by the Manes family, Jesse's ancestors, so they could experiment on/torture aliens

And then we have:

• Maggie worked at Augustine in the 40s but didn't know what was actually going on there

• Augustine was a society founded and run by the Whitmore family so they could experiment on/torture vampires

THEREFORE:

• GRANDMA PATTY = MAGGIE

• THE "MANES" MAN AT THAT TIME = DR. WHITMORE

• CAULFIELD = AUGUSTINE

• Dr Whitmore is an ancestor of Jesse Manes and experimented on Maggie James, Maria's grandmother, while she was working there and most likely had a vampire compel her to forget each time. Combining that with the actual experimentation could be what lead to the DeLuca women gaining psychic powers.

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If each Mikaelson taught at the school which subjects would they teach?

This is such a random question and I have no idea what prompted you to bring it to me, but I'm not complaining. I genuinely have no idea.

Klaus: Maybe something to do with the wolves? Like, not quite a coach, but something of that nature, because he's far more hands-on-approach kind of guy rather than sitting in a classroom for an hour. OR ART, HE WOULD BE A GREAT ART IDEA.

Elijah: Some vampire bloodlust control thing, probably. Or history. He'd be an interesting history teacher. Screw Alaric. Or music since piano.

Rebekah: I can't think of a specific class, but I'm thinking something to do with the younger ones? Not just the vampires (if there are teeny tiny baby vamps, I will Riot), but the little witches and possibly wolves as well. Just something to do with them.

Kol: I'm trying so hard to picture him as a teacher of any kind but it's too hilarious. Probably something sports related since we know how much he loves baseball. Probably runs a club or something, and now I can't stop laughing because that image is too funny.

Freya: Definitely something on magic. Whether she takes over as the Chemistry of Magic teacher, or has a whole other class on learning how to control and harness their powers. She would just be that amazing, patient teacher that everyone loves.

Finn: The bastard. Ironically, not the literal one of the family, but still. I just don't think he should be allowed in a school in general, really, but Klaus probably shouldn't either, so moving past that, something not fun. Like...I don't even know. He is the only one who has properly stumped me. He hated being a vampire, so nothing on that, and we didn't see enough of him enjoying being a witch for me to get a feeling he'd do that, either. Some normal class. Maybe he'd be the history teacher and tell them about the Vikings of their time and the origins of vampires and witches and all that stuff.

Honestly, all I'm getting from this is that I think they're all very old and know too much about history. That's all of them, though, I think, unless you want me to include Henrik. He can teach a class on resurrection because that boy is getting his arse back to the land of the living at some point according to too many fics.

Oh wait.

Esther: Magic, for sure. I don't care what class, but it has to be something to do with magic. Probably a Herbology-esque thing.

And screw Mikael, so.

But there you go?? I hope this has satisfied your curiosity on my opinions of the Mikaelsons as teachers! It was...weird, but I do enjoy the idea of that Mikaelson Boarding School that existed in that AU world. Imagine the possibilities!

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Headcanons on Sizzie in 2x07 and 2x08?

I assume we're gonna get scenes of them in 2x07 since Lizzie now knows Sebastian is real, but honestly, I can't even begin to predict what's gonna happen. He'll probably explain why he didn't tell her everything, they might have a bit of an argument but I get the feeling she'll forgive him. Maybe we'll get a couple scenes of her trying to integrate him into modern society? As for 2x08, I know they're off on a mission together. Whether that means they're actually friends or not is a little unclear, so they could either spend the entire time bickering or actually talking. I kinda wanna see Lizzie use magic in front of Sebastian, maybe to protect him or something. Either way, I'm sure both episodes will be great! I'm so excited!

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Everyone believes Cassandra will be/she is alive and I don't blame them. I certainly think the same. But I don't know I just believe she will either be bitch like Katherine or good like Valerie. Since we're talking about past lovers here. I personally don't know. I'd wanted her to be a bitch but only softie with Sebastian like Katherine was with Stefan. And we can be sure of that since she saved him. But she's gonna show up when Sizzie will have fall in love deeply. Btw this show needs a bitch

I'm with you on believing that there's no way Cassandra is going to stay dead for too long. Katherine and Valerie certainly didn't. Even Enzo popped up from the past to torment (and then convince to be best friends again) Damon. And Henry. Whenever someone is supposed to be dead in these shows, they always comes striding in to cause some trouble. Even Valerie.

So, yeah, I do want to see Cassandra. I'm torn between that as well! I'm imagining her quite soft and sweet but extremely protective. Maybe edging more towards Valerie for me?? But god would it be fun to see another Katherine-esque character. Especially when Sebastian and Lizzie are just getting close. The drama!

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PLEASE give me all of your Sebastian headcannons. there is not enough content for that boy.

Ooooh, this is interesting. I don't know if I really have many headcannons specifically for him if I'm honest. There's the two big obvious ones.

• Sebastian is Freya's son, who she doesn't know is alive because Dahlia lied.

• Sebastian is a Salvatore. Either through his father, Mathias, or simply because he was raised with them. It's not the most likely one but I enjoy the idea.

• When MG was telling Lizzie about Sebastian's time in Roanoke, he said there was a vampire who "nibbled on" the people living there, so I genuinely don't think Sebastian's ever actually killed anyone. At least not on purpose. When he first turned, he probably did accidentally, but I don't see him doing it on purpose. He just lied to Kaleb about being all bloodthirsty and murderous because he thought that's what he wanted to hear.

Also, not quite a Sebastian headcannon but certainly one that everyone else is thinking:

• Cassandra's actually alive and gonna pop up like Katherine and Valerie. Maybe to cause some mischief, maybe not...

Sorry I don't have more, Anon! I'm much better with ship headcannons sjdhjxhxjsj. I do love this ask, though!

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What's Sebastian's style is gonna be now that he has to adjust to that century? More like Damon or Enzo perhaps. Maybe different. I'm open for surprises

Oh my god, yes, I've been thinking about this so much. We absolutely need to see Sebastian in modern clothing, it will be amazing. Can I just say that I love the fact that you've mentioned Enzo? Because hell yeah. But with the clothes that the school has on hand, he will for sure dress like a mini version of both of them combined. Maybe even with a leather jacket. I, as well as everyone in the Salvatore School, would die on the spot. Alaric would take one look at him, hear him say one word, and immediately nope right out of Mystic Falls because he got Damon and Enzo out of his life long ago, he does not need their love child lookalike messing that up. God, if they don't change Sebastian's outfit, I will be furious.